jason

a jerk with no friend Jeremy and nate jake franky and he lives in a box and is not cool

jason is dum

by poojjgrgrugrgr June 5, 2017

Jason

El mas pinche vergas y mas guapo de todos

Jason is super hot.

by #EGDG October 31, 2017

Jason's cake

thickest and most scrumptious cake you will ever see.

Adam: WOW, look at Jason's cake. I want to eat it all
Ben: you do you Adam. It does look very good tho.
Adam: I will eat it all

by Nfarrg December 5, 2017

Jason Fondue

A Swiss version of Jason Bourne.

Also sometimes referred to as Jason F., where the F is for Fondue.
Probably a rogue agent.

Agent 001: You've heard about this badass Swiss Agent?!
Agent 007: You're talking about the guy with the cheese in his name?
Agent 001: YES! Jason Fondue!

by gorogueordietrying February 21, 2018

Jason

An assbutt

dude, jason is the worst

by eyyopotato March 9, 2018

jason tragis

A very HOT sexy guy who seems to be unattainable. He's mysterious, funny, smart, kind, and the best friend a girl could have. He takes care of the people he loves and is open for discussion on anything brought to his attention. He's independent, goofy, can fix just about anything, and literally makes the world more beautiful everywhere he goes. He can be shy with new people, even anti-social until he's comfortable and although people think he can be cold hearted he actually is ALL HEART, you just have to get him first.

I got a Jason Tragis

by Strange bird February 14, 2017

Jason

As in Jason Puncheon (footballer), puncheon (punching) above his weight looks wise.

That guy is a total Jason

by Hamptonslonelyboy February 15, 2017