One Touch, One Bounce

A game in which a group of people try and keept a football (the spherical type) up in the air. So called because each player is only allowed one touch of the ball until it gets touched by another player. Only one bounce is allowed between touches. If a player touches the ball more than once or lets it bounce more than once, he is Out.

Eventually, one player will be left, and he (or she) is the champion.

A lot of judgement is required as to who is 'out', particularly if it is the 'one bounce' rule that has been broken. Normally the player nearest to the ball is out, unless the ball gets skyed in which case the person who kicked it away is out.

as in football Hands may NOT be used.
Let's go to the field and play One Touch, One Bounce.
by chimpanziggle January 11, 2007
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national touch grass day

July 23 is national touch grass day! Its when you disgusting unholy fucks finally go outside and touch grass :)
Mary: Hey John guess what day it is
John: What day is it
Mary: Its national touch grass day!!
John: o h n o
Mary: *throws John outside*
by Panic! Just fucking panic July 13, 2021
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dont touch my macaroni

expression used when someone is touching your macaroni
phillip was eyeing my macaroni and i told him "dont touch my macaroni"
by squiggledick November 18, 2017
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can i have a touch

When your friend offers you a premium inhale on a fine joint
Rohan - Hey Zach, can i have a touch?
Zach - *makes hand gesture towards joint*
by touch_master August 18, 2019
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wtf,go touch grass

When some guy says shit soooooooo random,pointless and/or stupid that he needs to get oxygen in east bumblefuck.
person 1:im in 9yds7gc9yzsdviydffdygbyfgvudfh and im also having sex with a bull and said bull is AroAce so its technically raping and i know im a fuckboy person 2:wtf,go touch grass
by greekguy69 June 30, 2022
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Dont touch my tail

Those annoying anime kitty wolf demon hybrid girls on Roblox that always say "Dont touch my tail!" In the chat, or type it in their bio. They Do this only for attention, and they think it's "Cute". (This usually occurs in games like "Island Life Paradise")
Hybrid girls bio on roblox: half demon half wolf half cat half dragon uwu/has powers/Dont touch my tail owo!

Troll on roblox: *touches tail*

Hybrid girl: NOOOO!!! DONT TOUCH MY TAIL!!>:(

Hybrid girl: *Growls at you uwu*
by The penis puncher January 16, 2021
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don't fucking touch me

A greeting you say when entering a room full of relatives over the holidays.
Grandma: "Look!! Connor is here!!"
Connor: " Don't fucking touch me!"
by von groovy June 09, 2019
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