Pillow-Ninja

A straight up WARRIOR in the Bedroom!

—“Do you think they are good in bed?,

-“Trust me, they’re a damn Pillow-Ninja!”

by Dee Empty November 14, 2022

Deuce brown pillow

Like goose down pillow. When you have to shit, and you put to on the water first to catch the poop. Then top it with the used to, but don't flush.

I had a big breakfast. I'm about to leave a deuce brown pillow in the bathroom for someone to see.

by Barakabomba May 05, 2024

dogs head pillow

that dog across the road you feel like puntung into the sun because he thinks he is a shark that eats everything and his eyes are bigger then his buttcheeks.

it is dogs head pillow

by himsyboy April 08, 2022

pillow Skates

The best friend anyone could ask for who’s name was a typo

“He’s a pillow skates he forgot his own kid”
“PILLOW”

by Juniscuteomg July 26, 2024

pillow fart

when u make a pillow fort and someone dutch ovens it and it smells so rancid and nasty like rotten eggs.

Aw man! Who pillow farted?!?!?! it smells bad! evacuate!

by bigblacklady(bbl) May 03, 2024

Porch Pillow(s)

A porch pillow is a white trash person that’s always hanging out on the porch and/or stoop of their house/apartment when you drive by.

(Driving past trailer park) Hey Martha, check out all those porch pillow(s) up to no good. They need to get a job!

by YOUxMUFFEDxUP September 02, 2021

Bobs pillow

A large pimple

Damn, I got Bobs pillow on my ass.

by Chilli & Lemon August 30, 2012