nipple wood

when the nipples become erect

man, it's so cold out here i'm getting nipple wood

by cyndij November 19, 2010

Nipple Grass

The hair of either a man or woman's nipple area, usually on the rim

"Dude that guy was so hairy!"

"Ya man did you see his nipple grass!"

by zackie brew January 7, 2009

Nipple Master

The master of the nipple cripple.
Will happily nipple cripple anyone who the see fit, whether they are a stranger are not.
Has been arrested over 7 times for nipple crippling celebrities and/or politicians.

Obama: man I got crippled so hard last week my nipples leaked milk

Cameron: damn son, he must have been the nipple master

by TheNynjaBynja August 20, 2016

icey nipple

this is when you coat your nipples in orange juice and stick them in the freezer for an extended period of time. usually done for portable nipple pops.

im pretty sure no ones actually done this before. but i have to include the word icey nipple other wise they wont let me use this example.

by mrsexynips March 19, 2014

pangea nipples

Two nipples so large that they form one giant nipple

I really liked her but those Pangea nipples were just too big.

by Madbo November 27, 2020

electric nipples

the prank in which the wearer has been fed up with the amount of times he has been purple nurpled. and so they attack an electrified metal nipple onto themeselves and, when the attacker attempts to twist the sore nipples, will be severally electrified

Kid 1: Oh man Johnnys coming!
Kid 2: Its aight... im whereing my new electric nipples

by ShaggyDogg4 June 12, 2011

Nipple Finder

A Nipple Finder is someone who helps people find their nipples for them when they can't do it themselves.

"Man I had to hire a professional nipple finder to help me find my nipples for me, I had thought I lost them, turns out, they were on my chest!"

by IrreverentIzzy February 10, 2017