Ball-Licker

A ball-licker is radical inclusionist that listens to and respects the opinions of everybody except lesbians, esp. if they're putting the opinions of a man before that of a lesbian woman.

Lesbian #1: Lesbians are women and have historically always been women!
Inclusionist: DIE, TERF SCUM! YOU DON'T GET A SAY, BUT MY FRIEND, A BISEXUAL MAN, DOES!
Lesbian #1: Ugh, he's such a ball-licker.
Lesbian#2: He licks balls ALL day.

by opalescent.lesbian September 10, 2020

Table Licker

A school shooter that licks tables.

"Lick this table."
"Okay."
"I can confirm that this is indeed a table licker."

by Rock made of slikels September 19, 2020

Sneaker Licker

A person who irrationally idolizes a sports star; sports idol worshipping, most commonly found in people that prioritize Lebron over relationships with their friends and family, as well as over their own physical health and mental stability.

Nick ignored his family and friends and kept talking only about his thirst for LeBron because he is such a sneaker licker.

by gustavo-sauvo October 12, 2020

palm licker

A male who masterbates and ejaculates into his own hand then licks his palm clean of cum.

George is a palm licker.

by CrazyDr.Abbey July 10, 2022

Fart licker

someone who is so fucking dumb that the probably lick their own farts

Eli you anal bead shaped target condom you are the biggest fart licker i have ever met

by Azwall July 18, 2022

Diego Licker

someone who licks diego , the hottest most sexiest man alive

oh my god bro youre such a diego licker

by stratzergagzer June 11, 2022

gurt licker

A saying when somone licks their partners balls

Hey dude lets do the gurt licker

by Hxjzhxhzhzb June 30, 2022