left handed browsing

To browse the internet for porn. And possibly having you right hand on your member.
Guy 1: Dude i walked in on him, he was left handed browsing.

Guy 2:That nasty where was his right hand.

Guy 1: on his member
by metroid768 May 28, 2011
mugGet the left handed browsingmug.

left coast lurker

a weird person who has Jekyl and Hyde tendencies
Suddenly he got real angry, he turned into a real left coast lurker
by stefkova November 6, 2007
mugGet the left coast lurkermug.
A random/funny way to comment on cold weather.
Its a quote from Tropic Thunder
"Wow it's really cold out here."
-"I know. Who left the fridge open?"
by whatdoesurchildDonow December 30, 2011
mugGet the Who left the fridge open?mug.

The Left Can't Meme

The alt-right's desperate attempt to put a political label on meme culture.
ALT-RIGHT: THE LEFT CAN'T MEME, THEY ARE ALL SJW SNOWFLAKES!!!1!

LIBERALS, CONSERVATIVES & EVERYONE ELSE: h a v e a b r a n d n a m e c h o c o l a t e b a r m a d e b y t h e

a m e r i c a n c o m p a n y m a r s , i n c o r p o r a t e d c o n s i s t i n g o f n o u g a t t o p p e d w i t h c a r a m e l a n d p e a n u t s , e n r o b e d i n m i l k c h o c o l a t e
by Ranky64 July 10, 2018
mugGet the The Left Can't Mememug.

No Fag Left Behind Law

Society is not happy with kids growing up straight anymore, so they must put them through numerous bullshit encounters with fake-happy cocksuckers. If a child chooses to be straight, which is normal and humane, he or she is forced, by the media, to endure the belly-aches that come from watching and reading about fags and how it is OK to suck cock, even if you have a mustache.
You only think you like girls, Johnny. According to the new NFLB Law, you must watch MTV and other fag channels before you can be a real boy and play Baseball or Football.
by w.yokum March 14, 2005
mugGet the No Fag Left Behind Lawmug.

Your dad left you

An act of one insulting another who is acting in a certain way.
“I support EDP445 because he did nothing wrong”
Timothy this is why your dad left you”
by Meow Meow your adopted January 14, 2023
mugGet the Your dad left youmug.

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