banana crackers

One who has lost their temper and starts to throw objects out of frustration

That man went banana crackers because he lost electricity and couldn't watch the football game

by gypsygirlyah December 31, 2017

triscut cracker

When you crumble triscut crackers and shove them up your ass, then fart strongly so the triscuts blow out onto your partners back, then you snort the crumbs.

Yo, u got a second to give me a triscut cracker homie?

by Dr Shocker October 25, 2013

vampire cracker

A picked off scab

Dave loves to pick off his scabs and offer them to other people as vampire crackers.

by SnowBunnyAK47 September 24, 2015

Frosted Cracker

A Frosted Cracker is the result of playing the age old game where you and your mates circle jerk around a cracker until you all nut. Thus leaving the last one to nut to then eat the Frosted Cracker

Tony: LOL looks like rob is the last one to nut

Rob: Dang now i gotta eat the Frosted Cracker

by crackhead bible man October 26, 2022

penny crackers

a string of small firecrackers tied together and set to go off in sequence when the fuse is lit.

Jimmy got fined for setting off penny crackers in the parking lot.

by uh1989 June 04, 2009

Cracker Gobbler

I. Someone that only eats dried cum.

II. Someone who talks so much smack so you call them a "cracker gobbler" but they dont understand.

Get a load of this cracker gobbler aye

by Ultimate Cracker Gobbler April 23, 2018

Crackers on cheese

Ridiculous, deserving or inviting derision or mockery; absurd.

You think you're so much better than me, that's just crackers on cheese!

by Wadeo June 07, 2017