space biscuit

A dank air biscuit. A fart so chunky you can't breathe, and neither can anyone else. You might as well be chugging the vacuum of space, because there is no air in here, there is only the space biscuit.

Open a window quick. Someone dropped a space biscuit, i'm drowning in stink.

by BlueRift September 20, 2020

biscuit cannort

The discharge of hot air from the woman's vagina during, or after the act of sex, whether with a man, or artificially with a woman, that makes a flapping noise that is distinct, and usually causes laughter and embarrassment for those involved. Similar to the sound of a horse flapping it lips while expelling air.

Shortly after he blew his load her pussy let out a huge biscuit cannort.

by The Eptomatic DJ February 13, 2021

groove biscuit

1. A rock, r&b or blues tune intended primarily for dancing, with no or less emphasis on lyrics.

2. An analog disc record, particularly the thick, breakable 78rpm variety.

1. Blind Def's "Ma Two Front Teeth" is a seven-minute groove biscuit featuring the horn section.

2. We went to Spaz's place to spin some vintage groove biscuits, but all the surface noise gave me a headache.

by Catch-44 September 10, 2006

biscuit time

The act of sitting around after you are technically finished with your work but not actively seeking further duties.

Derived from the phrase ‘sitting on your biscuit, never having to risk it.’

Biscuit time is ONLY during hours you would ordinarily be working. Breaks, lunch, or just slacking off when there are remaining galas is not considered to be proper biscuit time.

Really trying to rush through this list this morning. Hoping for some solid biscuit time after lunch today.

by Les1077 July 10, 2018

dump biscuit

1. Poop that is dry and hard. hurts like hell to pass.

2. A small turd, hard and dry, fed to a misbehaving dog or pet.

1. "I took a dump biscuit that still hurts!"

2. "Here boy, want a dump biscuit?"

by Xr8eD April 15, 2014

black biscuit

A large, oily, buttery black booty

Was looking 4 a late nite snack, so i went 2 the club and got me a black biscuit

by Mj2020 April 22, 2018

Pillow Biscuit

Used to describe someone with a sexy voluptuous body who shows slutty tendencies.

Look at that slut at the bar. She's totally shameless. She's a real pillow biscuit.

by Not Jaffa January 16, 2020