Tech-tarded

(n.) A person with little or no knowledge of media/technology and/or technological advancement- due to living under a rock, in a cryogenic sleep chamber, or just plain too stubborn and say "Well, I'm just old-school."

Man, my tech-tarded Dad decided he's not using the online mapping system, instead we're using dowsing rods and a compass for our drive to the ocean. This should be interesting.

by FNBWRD;) April 16, 2021

Tech

A tech is the nike jacket that came out and has everyone thinking they dripped out in it

This dude Blake always wearing his $130 techs and they aren’t nice!!

by techmas2022 January 11, 2022

Pathfinder Tech

A vocational school in Palmer MA that you will regret going to. Stay away from culinary. You've been warned.

'I was thinking about applying to Pathfinder Tech'

'Pathfinder is hellish'

by regular-dude July 28, 2023

chad tech

A Football Fusion tech that retarded new gens use

TheGlobalQBbuddy: Omg I death boosted with chad tech!
d0gexz: nigga what

by RobloxParker2008 May 1, 2021

Tech

When a smash bros player presses the shield button right as they hit a surface; if they successfully do this offstage, they can do another recovery.

Bob: Bro, that Ness player is dead. He can’t recover.
Bobb: Nah fam, he can live if he techs it.

-he didn’t tech lmao-

by Sus Chad May 11, 2021

Design Tech High School

A place full of opportunities and exploration!

"Man, I'm so glad I got into Design Tech High School! I can't wait to explore!" 😜

by Explorer58 April 11, 2023

Drop an A-tech

When you’re busting for a shit in a residential apartment and no one is watching, then proceed to leave skid marks for the owner to discover later.

I need to go drop an A-tech
I need to clean up after A-tech
There’s an A-tech surprise here/ A-tech have been here.

by Wombat85 July 21, 2022