by 1314tea March 24, 2025

When you anticipate getting a lot for next to nothing, but end up having to give way more than it's initially worth.
Dude 1: Man, I let them use my apartment for the weekend. They gave me $500, but i had to use $475 to clean up their mess.
Dude 2: Homie, you got fed on tax.
Dude 1: For real, tho....
Dude 2: Homie, you got fed on tax.
Dude 1: For real, tho....
by DaBoosh February 2, 2024

A shameless ripoff of the iconic Fanum Tax. Whenever someone buys energy drinks or soda, Aston always taxes it like ex swedish prime minister Stefan Löfven.
Johannes: I just bought me a monster energy drink.
Aston: ASTON TAX!!!!!!!!
Greg: Bruh ima kill Aston if he keeps being a lazy fatass.
Aston: ASTON TAX!!!!!!!!
Greg: Bruh ima kill Aston if he keeps being a lazy fatass.
by RickBlowbre125 January 16, 2024

The "Federal Unemployment Tax Act," apart from a U.S. law, is an acronym for FUTA. Futa, short for futanari, is a term that is commonly used to describe pornographic anime/manga characters that have a feminine body (breasts, vulva) and male sex organs (penis, sometimes a scrotum). Search "futanari" for more detail, at your own risk.
While using the phrase "Federal Unemployment Tax Act" in this way is rare, it may happen.
While using the phrase "Federal Unemployment Tax Act" in this way is rare, it may happen.
6th grader: You should look up the acronym for the federal unemployment tax act!!!
Sane person: I lost the game :{
Sane person: I lost the game :{
by Montage of Chips March 18, 2025

The amount of (additional) money that must be paid for a good or service, caused by the stupidity or carelessness of the customer.
"How much was the spot at the RV Park?"
"It was only $40, but I backed my RV into an electrical post, and had to pay the retard tax of $800.
"It was only $40, but I backed my RV into an electrical post, and had to pay the retard tax of $800.
by DeekGray September 11, 2025

Switching to Nvidia gpu's even though they're expensive as hell, but the drivers are more stable than competitors
"damn, my GPU caught on fire and burned down my house and killed my family. Gonna have to pay that green tax."
"My wife and kids are starving to death, but at least my GPU wont crash."
"My wife and kids are starving to death, but at least my GPU wont crash."
by slavicboy22 February 10, 2024

The “Fanum tax” created by content creator fanum is where one person has the ability to take a certain amount of food from another person without question. so basically stealing food
by loempialikker October 25, 2023
