King johny

The king himself

Have you not heard king Johny is in the shop

by Reclusea August 3, 2020

Llama king

The llama king is known for his handsomeness, fluffiness, evilness and curiousness
The llama king is approximately 9.4 meters tall (30.8399 feet) taller than the llama queen but shorter than the llama lord

Eats grass and hay
Sadly the llama king is just a myth

Llama king will lead his kingdom to victory

“Llama king aka lama glama klama” said lucy

“What does it mean?” Asked sally

“Find the llama king” said lucy

by Llama Queen April 12, 2022

King Watinga

A Funny Person that is Head of Staff in the Tower of Hell Easy Discord Server

King Watinga Emoji he always use: Clueless

by Mikerrushhd October 10, 2020

Kings empire

A money sucking game that preys on the small penis of many men. Highly addictive like crack. Stay away from it, or u may suffer .)

Kings empire sucks

by Maddad2013 March 6, 2017

King the Sky

To inadvertently, through some form of miscommunication, ejaculate into ones own face.

I was with that new girl and her best friend last night, and I was too embarrassed to say anything so I kinged the sky.

My eyes have been dry ever since your mom made me king the sky.

cum accident your mom

by Karmanaut December 24, 2012

Keyboard King

Someone who can only talk shit online and makes excuses as to why they won't say their insults through voice and/or video chat.

Troll: Hey fat fucking retard. You gonna kill yourself now or later?
Normie: shut up you keyboard king.

Troll: LMFAOOOOO THIS FUCKING LOSER!!!
Normie: You wanna talk in call or video since you're typing your mouth away?
Troll: Nah I'mma laugh at how ugly you are lmfaoooo.
Normie: point proven. keyboard king.

by ScarletSteed March 2, 2020

Larkman King

Title awarded to man in charge on the Larkman Estate, Norwich, UK. King of the Larkmanites, the big man.

Guy #1 - who's that twat
Guy #2 - watch it mate, that's the Larkman King, show some respect.

by KingWeasel October 25, 2018