hate spit

The act of spitting on the opposite sex out of disrespect. Best used during the sister act of hate fucking someone you despise. Including, but not limited too hookers strippers ex girlfriends or to sum it all up whores . It's only hate spit if its aimed for the face or butthole

Yo, everytime I see Becky all I think about it hate spitting all over that whores face, she is such a piggy

by Bobby MaGee January 9, 2014

splat tim

He does it! A meme created that was once a stock inkling (from splatoon) for the splatfest, who was misshapen and named Tim.

Honey! What's a splat Tim?! *insert 9/11 flashbacks in son's mind*

by KFTaco May 12, 2016

slave to the slit

A man who is dominated by his wife or girlfriend and therefore has no time for leisure activities or socialising.

Chris couldn't make it tonight. I think he's become a slave to the slit.

by Quimbonda June 15, 2008

Splat Job

According to Stewie Griffin, it is when a person is sound asleep, and someone secretly ejaculates onto their face.

He gave her a Splat Job!

by Jonothan Evans October 21, 2018

Spit in my mouth

It means exactly what it says. Put your saliva in my mouth. Drool on my tongue.

"Last night when were fucking she said to spit in my mouth. So I did, I spat some saliva on her tongue.

by His Cockwarmer May 5, 2019

Spit on my jacket

The act of spitting on someones dick before or during a blowjob

Max spit on my jacket today

by papapattyp November 21, 2016

sausage tea party spit roast

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTxIb29Ylj0&t=465s
This is a sausage teaparty spitroast

"Wow did you see that sausage tea party spit roast."
"Yea, it happens all the time."

by iSorrowProductions October 24, 2017