When you take a knife in a fit of rage and slice directly down the middle shaft of your penis like chopping a tree vertically. Horny sap and blood drips out all over as you regret your mistake!
Can also refer to having a dream of having your tummy/dick be level with a road and a massive obese basement dwelling coomer with f169 truck coming and running over your dick with his over-sized wheels. Your dick flattens into the road and becomes part of the pavement like a dead toad dried out like a leaf
Can also refer to having a dream of having your tummy/dick be level with a road and a massive obese basement dwelling coomer with f169 truck coming and running over your dick with his over-sized wheels. Your dick flattens into the road and becomes part of the pavement like a dead toad dried out like a leaf
John: Oh fuck I just did the PP-SPLICE!
Thomas: can I have the left side of it
John: yeah sure
Thomas: *eating the left side of his dick which chopped off*
John: WHAT THE FUCK
THOMAS: I LOVE THE TASTE OF YOUR LEFTERN COCK MUAHHAHAA CUMMY BLOODY FUCKJG SOUPYSOUPERSSSS….
Thomas: can I have the left side of it
John: yeah sure
Thomas: *eating the left side of his dick which chopped off*
John: WHAT THE FUCK
THOMAS: I LOVE THE TASTE OF YOUR LEFTERN COCK MUAHHAHAA CUMMY BLOODY FUCKJG SOUPYSOUPERSSSS….
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n. A buildup of semen in and around the anus after multiple cum blasts.
n. A buildup of semen in and around the anus after multiple cum blasts.
I fucked my lady in the ass so much tonight that she has a build up of rectal slime up her tight asshole.
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“today, we’re gonna make some slime. some BAKUDEKU SLIME! BAKUDEKU SLIME! BAKUDEKU SLIME! BAKUDE-BAKUDE-BAKUDEKU SLIME! Got the green paint! Got the orange paint! Put it in your face, like drake’s drake!” -Pixeldrink
*sees ship colours next to eachother*
“yo look its bakudeku slime”
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“yo look its bakudeku slime”
“hell yeah bro”
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