The condition one may have when they have been retaining their fecal material (intentionally or not) longer than the body would prefer, causing upset stomach, headache, and nausea, not unlike that of morning sickness with a human baby, except the symptoms will immediately go away with a good poo session. Now you're just pregnant with a poo baby.
Tyler: Oh, God! My stomach! I feel sick!
Kyle: Do you need to shit? Have you gone this morning?
Tyer: No I haven't. What's that got to do with anything?
Kyle: Man, you got morning shit-sickness! Go take your morning dump and you'll be good to go!
Kyle: Do you need to shit? Have you gone this morning?
Tyer: No I haven't. What's that got to do with anything?
Kyle: Man, you got morning shit-sickness! Go take your morning dump and you'll be good to go!
by SquatchyJ December 04, 2010
When one feels home sick, i.e. misses one's home and lifestyle, in his/her own home due to the prolonged stay of uninvited guests. There is literally guests' stuff everywhere. Whatever they like is being cooked too. They practically never wanna leave.
You are in your own house, but not really. Life begins to suck.
You are in your own house, but not really. Life begins to suck.
"My aunt has been here for two weeks now."
"Really? That sucks. How are you coping with it."
"I am going for counselling, cuz I feel home sick at home."
"Really? That sucks. How are you coping with it."
"I am going for counselling, cuz I feel home sick at home."
by Cat-JoJo October 17, 2009
“i promise you, you’re the only one”
“i’m sick of your shit, just continue in with your life and i will try to continue on with mine”
“i’m sick of your shit, just continue in with your life and i will try to continue on with mine”
by hdidbsodndjs November 30, 2018
Any member of the Armed Forces that is either constantly at a medical facility, constantly complaining of being sick or injured, or both. In general, these are the people who work harder trying to get out of work than they would by doing the initial tasks assigned to them.
SGT: Hey, where is PFC Blake?
CPL: He is at medical.
SGT: WHAT!? AGAIN!? That guy is a freaking sick bay commando. He is worthless. I guess we will all have to carry the load for him again, as always.
CPL: He is at medical.
SGT: WHAT!? AGAIN!? That guy is a freaking sick bay commando. He is worthless. I guess we will all have to carry the load for him again, as always.
by cobra_pit_viper August 22, 2008
"Dude, she is way to hot to be single!"
"Just Remember somebody is sick of her shit"
"Yea, on second thought I wouldnt touch her with Lundbergs Dick."
"Just Remember somebody is sick of her shit"
"Yea, on second thought I wouldnt touch her with Lundbergs Dick."
by Guywhosbeenthere February 19, 2012
A condition where extremely fine splinters of wood embed in the dermal layer slowly working toward the heart, lungs and brain over a period of 2 - 5 years. Side effects can include, an extreme affinity for Microsoft Excel, over measuring and having the name Danny. Only affects people who have touched or burnt stolen firewood i.e. thieves or petty criminals.
by toomanydavids April 27, 2015
the carrots grow in ur stomach and then wen u throw up they get cut off by the stomach acid and come out ur mouth
by spanish chicken April 10, 2009