sick

OLD VERSION OF SICK

Pronunciation: 'sik
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English sek, sik, from Old English sEoc; akin to Old High German sioh sick
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1. Not feeling good.

2 a (1) : affected with disease or ill health : AILING (2) : of, relating to, or intended for use in sickness <sick pay> <a sick ward>

NEW VERSION

Now used as the newest word to replace cool. Something that you've never seen before.

Old version:

Mary,"I feel sick to my stomach".

Jess,"Ask the teacher for a Nurses' Pass".

New Version
Keegan:This Calculator is sick!

Kass:That outfit is sick!

by Nathalie May 16, 2004

sick fuck

1. that one guy who will sleep with any one
2. someone with a sexual fetish for ugly women

John is a true sick fuck, he nailed a grandma.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

sick call

Term that U.S. Military uses to define going to the Doctor or Medic's station, when daily hours are applicable for sick personnel to be checked out.

I went to sick call because I had a sore throat.

by Joe O November 8, 2003

Sicer

Someone who over exaggerates or is extremely dramatic

person #1: "Oh my god, that test just ruined my entire existence!" person #2: "Calm down... you are such a sicer."

by Sherin and La La La Lauren May 8, 2010

Poop Sicle

1) A Shitty Dick.

2) A penis that has been inserted into an anus and is ready for a good licking.

The gay couple down the street eat poop sicle's every friday in their back yard.

by Mike Hunt is smelly January 1, 2009

cock sickle

An icy sickle which was formerly a liquid (usually of bodily origin) that hangs from a cock

Nigel fell asleep masturbating in a freezer and upon awakening found a cock sickle dangling from his penis.

by Wally Petro October 14, 2008

Totes Def Obvi Sick Nasty Dlaxin Brah

Totally Definitely Obvious Sick Nasty Dinosaur Lacrosse Playing Bro. A term used for all those who play lacrosse. Commonly used to answer questions.

Bro 1: Did yous see the Duke lacrosse game yesterday?

Bro 2: Totes Def Obvi Sick Nasty Dlaxin Brah

by MacMacAttack November 10, 2010