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Shithouse Shuffle

When one has to deficate in a public restroom and realizes the toilet paper dispenser is empty after they have deficated, the person then proceeds to stand up (typically with pants down around their ankles or pulled up loosely to prevent poo-residue from getting on their trousers) open the stall door and shuffle to the next available stall in hopes of finding a stall with a toilet paper dispenser that has an adequate amount of toilet paper.
“Bro-when I went to take a shit I didn’t realize there wasn’t enough TP before it was too late, I had to do the Shithouse Shuffle so I could clean my cornhole
by MM197 October 5, 2018
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Carolina Shuffle

Carolina Shuffle is used to describe how slow niggers walk when they get to the street when the light turns yellow and they walk out into traffic that now can not progress forward since the nigger is in the way. The light is now red and the nigger is now blocking traffic staring into the eyes of the drivers who can't get to work while the nigger goes to KFC to spend your tax dollars on his chicken.
Niggers do the Carolina Shuffle by walking slow into traffic to block it on your way to work.
by Water Boar August 25, 2022
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Laos Shuffle

The dance my grandfather does when I talk to him about the war. Usually consists of a weird breakdance on the floor, lasting for many minutes.
HOLY SHIT my grandad is doin the Laos shuffle
by EggplantAddict(cocaine) September 4, 2022
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shuffling my cards

Dave: Aaron what’s ur favourite category on the hub
Aaron: ooooooofs I love shuffling my cards to a bit of lesbian massage
by Dink__11 April 24, 2022
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A Shuffle child

A child who has many siblings. From 5 siblings upwards.
Person L: I've got 50 siblings
Person A: wow, so you're a shuffle child?
by Thedarklol September 13, 2022
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Sunshine Sue Shuffle

Being up earlier and being more productive than is necessary.
The sunshine Sue shuffle started early today! The table was set by sun up!
by BigPaulyP January 7, 2022
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sheila shuffle

When a woman wiggles her hips side to side while pulling up her pants.
*Woman hikes up her pants and does a little wiggle
"Niiice."
"Down Unda we call that the Sheila Shuffle."
by MrJonny94 June 3, 2022
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