Window Shopping

Scoping out someone you find attractive even if you know you can't have the person

Person 1: Oh my God, he's so hot.

Person 2: It looks like he's gotta girlfriend.

Person 1: Dude. Chill out. I'm just window shopping.

by Madmads 99 April 25, 2015

Shooting Birds

For a man to ejaculate. More often than not prematurely.

Yo, dude I was with Karen last night and I shot birds all over her chest.

Sick, bro! I hooked up with Maria and I spent the entire night shooting birds on her belly and her little nippies.

by analnugget October 13, 2019

arranged shooting

when criminals actually plan to shoot someone instead of shooting someone you dont know... like for an instance you are someone that has done something very bad in there life... so instead they kill him off so noone has to worry about him

Guy: okay tomorrow... we will have an arranged shooting and steal his knife for our collection!
guy2: when are we doing this or wattime???
guy1:tomorrow at 5 bwahahahahaahahahahahahah!!!!

by the lil jon shit 2 September 25, 2010

Shooting the bull

jerking off
taming the beast and cumming

my friends always liked shooting the bull with me on late nights.

by sashie January 24, 2009

shut the shuck are you shooing

a mispoken phrase while attempting to ask "what the fuck are you doing" while inebriated.

"who the fuck is messing with me"

"shut the shuck are you shooing"

by Peg Leg Pete October 30, 2007

Shooting Salad

To talk smack in order to impress others

"Look at Mark shooting salad all over those girls"

by DCmonkey August 10, 2008

shooting craps

Horrible diarrhea forcibly ejected from the bowels, generally after eating at a shady Las Vegas buffet.

"Where'd Nicola go?"

"After that all-you-can-eat surf-n-turf, I'm pretty sure he's shooting craps."

by Ohmyno September 1, 2013