shaking like langsford

To violently shake ones arms in a batting stance, a la MLB legend Carney Langsford.

Dude, no more coke for you bro, your shaking like Langsford!

by micdelicious May 15, 2016

Fecal Hand Shake

The act of greeting a person with a hand shake after wiping your anus and not washing your hands. This is a common occurrence in the workplace.

Jaybird, I just saw Old man Chinnuz walking out of the shitter without washing his hads to give you a fecal hand shake

by bobachop May 20, 2011

shaking hands with downstairs

Another term for male masturbation.

Mike: "Hey, why didn't you show up last night?"
Lindo: "I was too busy watching porn and shaking hands with downstairs."

by Mandy O. December 11, 2007

Hair-lem Shake

When a girl's hair gets in a guy's face and/or mouth while he is grinding her from behind. This usually occurs at High School dances or at the club.

I was grinding up on her but it soon turned into the Hair-lem Shake when her curls were half way down my throat.

by Jay Danger March 02, 2008

bro-tein shake

a protein shake with ruffees and viagra in it.

"Want to chill, and maybe get some bro-tein shakes?"
-Chad Bro-Chill

by Cam Bro-Chill September 15, 2008

Shake one out

When one shits in their pants and then shakes the poop out of the bottom of their pant leg.

I was on stage and I had to shake one out and it wound up hitting someone in the front row.

by Rob Stern September 25, 2007

colorado chocolate shake

When someone fills your bong with dirty poop water

I came home and packed a bowl. Then I realized my old roommate left me a colorado chocolate shake when he moved out earlier that day. Chad is an asshole.

by bemused January 15, 2015