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Roast Punkin

Australian slang term used to describe the food fetish act of hollowing out a pumpkin, filling the hole with butter and inserting your penis for sexual pleasure.
Tom: “Did you hear cam got his dick stuck trying to do a roast punkin?”
Quinn: “yeah he told me he’s got a food fetish now the twisted fuck

“Cam, you’ve ruined dinner again with your fucking roast punkin!”
by Ratfdogsandbox May 29, 2023
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Roast Dictionary

A place where fellow community members go to deeply insult and potentially emotionally traumatize their beloved friends and family.
Wow she got roasted so hard roast beef got jealous, must be from Roast Dictionary (roastdictionary.com)
by RoastMahToast May 9, 2017
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Roast

A form of insulting someone on their insecurities,looks, or phrases.
Roasting is also a form of making comebacks, or defending yourself from other roasts.
Girl: Nobody likes you

Guy: Yeah, you really are a nobody

Roast
by ASoundMakingReject February 28, 2020
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Bappa Roast

A old grandfather of Egyptian origins, with a hint of French descendance, although people often speculate his real name is Bappa Elsayed, as Roast isn’t very Egyptian. Bappa Roast hasn’t been seen in years, and is thought to have gone missing near the River Nile while trying to spearfish some cod for his dinner. The last reported sighting was him driving a green Jaguar near Cairo.
“Waz went to see Bappa Roast at the weekend, unfortunately Bappa hasn’t returned from Egypt yet”
by BappaRoast November 3, 2021
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Mississippi Pot Roast

An orgy that can only occur in New Orleans in which a man blindfolded with a confederate flag inserts his left hand into an unspecified but humid chamber, not knowing that which he has enjoined himself with. Following, after five minutes he removes his said hand, puts it up to his nose, and correlating with the accuracy of his assessment wins an appropriate gift card to Church's Chicken.
"Thanks for taking me to Church's Chicken!"
"Don't mention it, I won this gift card at a Mississippi Pot Roast!"
by A Flaky Bitch September 7, 2023
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Felching Pot roast

When you lube up a cooking pans handle stick it in someone’s anal cavity then have sex. Once you ejaculate you defecate in the pan then you suck your cum out of the vagina with a straw
Me and Ann frank are about to have a felching pot roast tonight!
by MuntMaster86 March 21, 2024
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Ethiopian Roast Game

The fact that Ethiopian families literally ate their own children as their "Christmas Roasts" after slaughtering them for not having food.

This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Ethiopia as well if they weren't black and had food.

Colonially used to make fun of parentless furries who believe the roast game is even slightly plausible.
Just like doz crazy Americans, we wud do it too, but it be called da called "The Ethiopian Roast Game" this time if we actually ate food click nuck click!
by The Gallagher July 30, 2024
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