Roasted

When someone says a comment back that gives there enemy 3rd degree burns and than every one acts like they just seen their fist pair of boobs
Bro in math class mrs.asshole roasted bill and got fired for burning him with 3rd degree burns
by 40 year old perv March 22, 2019
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roast porker

A human carnivore who into bestiality necrophilia. Often will have sex with a slit cut in a piece of store bought meat and then eat it or Sex with road killed animals
You see the news today? They caught a roast porker in the act on highway 9 . He was viewed by over one hundred motorist and a few bus loads of children. Exhibitionist are some strange folks!
by Dick Goesinya June 02, 2017
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Brogans gran’s roasts

Brogans grans roast potatoes are a wonderful thing to behold

They were amazing until she dropped dead
by Spudatron November 30, 2024
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ROAST BANANA

1st drink 2 parts strong laxative, next grab per pelt banana, lube with spit till slippery, swallow banana hole, chase wit a further 2 parts strong laxative, 4 to 6mins later your roast banana should be well done, serve on warm plate, if you are lucky you be able to drizzle off banana poo goo either as a dipping sauce or a cheeky chaser.
Lax, pre pelt banana, 4 to 6mins good to serve, Roast Banana
by Louonions May 09, 2022
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god's roast

A roast beef so goof it can only be known as God's own roast.
"Bro, this roast beef is so good, it must be God's roast!"
by DumbNuts February 20, 2016
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Ashley's Roast Beef

A nasty, brown, huge-lipped pussy that looks like the lunch meat covered in hair and vaginal warts surrounded by herpes and filled with STDs.
I was so disgusted when she sent me a picture of Ashley's Roast Beef!
by ZapataPotPieRecipes69 July 31, 2015
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