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Bappa Roast

A old grandfather of Egyptian origins, with a hint of French descendance, although people often speculate his real name is Bappa Elsayed, as Roast isn’t very Egyptian. Bappa Roast hasn’t been seen in years, and is thought to have gone missing near the River Nile while trying to spearfish some cod for his dinner. The last reported sighting was him driving a green Jaguar near Cairo.
“Waz went to see Bappa Roast at the weekend, unfortunately Bappa hasn’t returned from Egypt yet”
by BappaRoast November 3, 2021
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Mississippi Pot Roast

An orgy that can only occur in New Orleans in which a man blindfolded with a confederate flag inserts his left hand into an unspecified but humid chamber, not knowing that which he has enjoined himself with. Following, after five minutes he removes his said hand, puts it up to his nose, and correlating with the accuracy of his assessment wins an appropriate gift card to Church's Chicken.
"Thanks for taking me to Church's Chicken!"
"Don't mention it, I won this gift card at a Mississippi Pot Roast!"
by A Flaky Bitch September 7, 2023
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Roasted Brussels Sprouts

Brian Peters eats 500g of roasted Brussels Sprouts every day. Or Brian Peters eats 500g of brown dick every day in a Mexican jail.
by No homo 45 June 5, 2024
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Roasted

Somebody who got burned so much by an insult that they turned to ketchup
That dude got roasted, he is ketchup now
by TheWizdum September 7, 2022
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Spit Roast

It's like an Eiffel Tower but you don't hi-five.
I was the middle of a spit roast last night.
by Hary Gofman June 3, 2023
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Roast

Person 1: "You idiot! You're the reason why Tiktok exists!"
Audience: "Woah did he just roast that guy?!"
by MicroFlood March 13, 2023
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roast rollin

When you’re on a road trip and it’s hot as hell. You’re probably in Texas in the summer.
I was roast rollin to see family with my husband Ryan to see his family. I had to put the windows down it was so hot.
by Kmoneyzzzzzzz June 13, 2021
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