by lunch1254826:728:)/628 February 24, 2016
When someone says a comment back that gives there enemy 3rd degree burns and than every one acts like they just seen their fist pair of boobs
by 40 year old perv March 22, 2019
A human carnivore who into bestiality necrophilia. Often will have sex with a slit cut in a piece of store bought meat and then eat it or Sex with road killed animals
You see the news today? They caught a roast porker in the act on highway 9 . He was viewed by over one hundred motorist and a few bus loads of children. Exhibitionist are some strange folks!
by Dick Goesinya June 02, 2017
Brogans grans roast potatoes are a wonderful thing to behold
They were amazing until she dropped dead
They were amazing until she dropped dead
The spuds tastes like brogans gran’s roasts
by Spudatron November 30, 2024
1st drink 2 parts strong laxative, next grab per pelt banana, lube with spit till slippery, swallow banana hole, chase wit a further 2 parts strong laxative, 4 to 6mins later your roast banana should be well done, serve on warm plate, if you are lucky you be able to drizzle off banana poo goo either as a dipping sauce or a cheeky chaser.
by Louonions May 09, 2022
by rorysagimp February 19, 2022
This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome
by Calicousin November 22, 2022