Roast Beef

Logan’s dream of fucking Mia and her roast beef

Logan: “I had a dream last night I was fucking Mia’s Roast Beef”

by bobby124912039804 September 8, 2025

roasting

A slang term for "criticizing"

Roasting is just a fun way of criticizing your friends—if you can’t take the heat, stay out of the kitchen!

by Emotional Cruiser October 30, 2025

Mississippi bum roast

When you fart so hard sitting in a heated seat that it turns off the heat!

I was getting a heated massage and then I did a Mississippi bum roast.

by Vashie Smashie November 14, 2025

BoilerMaker Rump Roast

When a boilermaker goes to the local butcher to get a cut of meat in the shape of a big fat cock. Usually from a cow, but can be from a sizable pig.

Dan had to witness Brent walk in with a boilermaker rump roast, he asked Brent if it would be smoked or seasoned, Brent replied that it would be lubed.

by InspectrumDave November 23, 2025

Slow Roast

When talking about "he's cooking something up" and oat muffin says "Slow Roast"

"He's cooking something up"
> "Slow Roast"

by Bluesonic420 December 1, 2025

Houston Spit Roast

When you’re in an applebees, blinker the cart and end up throwing up and shitting at the same time in their bathroom.

Hey, where’d anthony go? “he got hit by the houston spit roast.”

by goonsquadd December 30, 2025

Chunky Roast

When you cut a whole in the bottom of a peanut butter jar, and two men insert their penis in both openings of the peanut butter jar and "spit roast" it.

Me and my homie Grady just did a Chunky Roast this morning.

by 234568789uifohug2 February 11, 2025