Rigor mortis

use this word to describe your penis when its erect.

my penis has been struck with rigor mortis.

by americas favorite cookie June 18, 2005

thumb ring theory

A thumb ring is a symbol that the wearer enjoys and may even prefer anal sex.

Do you know the "thumb ring theory"? Your girlfriend sure does.

by officespacejk March 30, 2009

the ring

The ring is a horror movie... very scary, never watch it alone!!! Samara is very scary looking!

my sister Ja and i watched the ring last night and i couldn't sleep because i kept seeing Samara!

by kelc March 19, 2005

Cincinnati Bowtie, Ring Of Fire Variant

A variation of the standard Cincinnati Bowtie, with IcyHot placed on the balls prior to the bowtie-ing, so she feels like her chest is on fire.

In the world of awkward sex, the Cincinnati Bowtie, Ring Of Fire Variant has to be up there with the most awkward.

by Spartacus Sanchez February 20, 2009

Ring Rats

A word used by professional wrestlers to describe underage groupie girls that hang outside the door that leads to the dressing room or locker room. When a pro wrestler comes out from the dressing room, they scream at a very high pitch. Ring rats will try to get the attention of a pro wrestler, seeing if they can get a date.

There is a whole bunch of ring rats hanging outside the locker room tonight.

by Paul Della Valle July 2, 2004

ring of fire

You put a ring of salsa around your dick near the end so she doesnt see it, and when she sucks it she her mouth is on fire.

After she pulled a chuckles, i got even with a ring of fire.

by 723k2 August 16, 2007

promise ring

Much like a handjob, it is somewhere between nothing or something

I gave her a promise ring

by Doug Baskims November 2, 2008