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Retard Time

The random time occurring daily were you instinctively do stupid things to your significant other. retard time can occur any time and any where and knows no boundaries....
during retard time yesterday lorrin tried to shove a turkey baster in my asshole, and i counter retarded with the ass clinch of a 7 year old.
by MitchNLauren November 7, 2011
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sub-retardation

billy bob joe has been recently diagnosed with sub-retardation
by spork January 30, 2003
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Homeschool Retarded

A person who is socially awkward, doesnt know how to speak with people, wears strange clothing with pictures of cats and or other animals,cant get a decent mate and has long hair that resembles a horse tail.
The Duggar Girls from the TLC show "13 and counting" are very homeschool retarded.
by coolestgirl1989 October 18, 2009
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completely retarded

completly retarded is a synonym for:
Americans
"How are Americans?"
"Completely retarded."
by |QBA| September 17, 2005
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Retard Clap

What Brandon Frasier did at the Golden Globes
Man, Tommy was so excited about his new car he did a retard clap!
by Yortisme January 26, 2010
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get retarded

Do drink beyond reason.
To tie one one, to get get puzzled on brew, to go on a bender.
Dude, it's friday and my old lady's out of town, lets get retarded!
by Tuff Guy November 3, 2003
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retard rocket

a small bus no longer than any van that is used to transport retards from place to place and sort of looks like a rocket
the retard rocket wizzzed by me and it went on its mission to the moon!
by Anna Nichole Smith February 15, 2007
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