Hair Pony

When someone makes a valid point in a conversation.

J: “makes a valid point”
K: that’s hair pony!

by Hairpony4life January 6, 2021

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Satire Pony

a master. just a master at satire....to the point you confuse all the other masters.

Rhonda: That guy over there, standing in front of the burning man statue being grumpy is a total snarkle pony.

Jess: No, dear, it's a performance arts piece. He's being a satire pony.

by Misandrist September 29, 2015

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A variant of the reverse cowgirl where the girl straddles the man facing away, sticks his dick in her ass and rides vigorously while looking back at her lover, moaning "I'm a pony! I'm a pony!" Ass-slapping is optional but recommended.

Hey Carlos, last night Brittainy did the turn-back pony and I'm still sore. I left hand sized bruises on her ass cheeks tho.

by unnecessary evil May 11, 2023

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ponies are north

A phrase created by Upper Elementary students used when teachers are near, so all inappropriate conversations can be stopped

Student 1: Yo I wanna fuck her while--
*Teacher walks towards students*
Student 2: Ponies are north!
Student 1: *acting as if he is working* What did you get for question 3?

by Bid daddy (not adam) May 14, 2018

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Ponis

It’s a cooler way of saying penis.

Nice ponis

by Bill gafel May 23, 2025

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lil pony

Lil Pony is one of the best known rappers in the world. His latest release drunk love has topped the fucking billboards and is becoming a household name.

"OMG I just want Lil Pony to have sex with me" - hot Latino girl.

by YUNG STARZ May 21, 2018

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