imbibery pirate

loud and jolly individual who is habitually inebriated

Jimmy is the imbibery pirate of the Sinister Grin Pub with his epic bar stories and his contagious loud laughter.

by Verbal Razor January 27, 2010

Suck Pirate

Some who is not picky about what or how they suck

What a f*cking suck pirate

by Mribpd September 17, 2015

Angry Pirate

Usually, at the point of orgasm while receiving a blow job (oral sex) cumming in one eye of your partner then kicking them savagely in the shin causing them to slap a hand over the offended eye. Then hop around on one foot screaming, "AARRRRGHHHH!"

Yeah, that ho Shalundria is pissed off for real. Last weekend I gave her the Angry Pirate and she still limping around the hood looking like a gimp Pop-eye.

by STONEDGOAT July 12, 2010

Time Pirate

Someone who takes your time, focus and patients.

Steve-"I was trying to study yesterday but i kept getting interupted by people i didn't want to see: the jo ho's, that seedy greg character, your mum called and jane was sniffing about too"
Bronson-"what a bunch of time pirates, man i hate that. And that greg is so seedy"

by Stevwoodius Bogan June 27, 2009

Pirate Dog

The lowest member of staff at a work place, more often than not just works Saturdays or Sundays. Pirate Dogs can also be work experience placements; jobs include making the tea, fetching other members of staff dinner, mopping floors, and general crap other workers do not want to do. A Pirate Dog can also be called G-man. You may also be permitted by law to photo-shop a Pirate Dogs head on to loads of stupid and irrelevant pictures, then put it on facebook of the world to see!

Is that G-man gay???

No, he's a Pirate Dog, look at him making the tea.

by Mickey Gat May 2, 2008

pirate smoker

A (usually male) fellator.

I heard he was a pirate smoker.

by Gregg July 12, 2003

Pirates Monday

Going for what sounds like a nice quiet dinner at Pirates Steakhouse in Diep River, with such amazing company as Ryan and Ricky Fourie, Gareth and GF, Tanzyn, Lisa and Chris, when Ryan out of no where claims he had an Ex girlfriend in New Zealand by the name of Ahora, and all hell breaking loose from there onwards. Including facebook status hacking, homo erotic insults, midget/modget abuse, neighbouring table annoyance to mention but a few of the fun unplanned activities.

I laughed so hard i shat blood, but it still doesnt beat that one Pirates Monday

by ultrachris2000 September 29, 2010