Patrick

People with these names are mostly born in Ireland and become English teachers that reduce the amount of English lessons in the school curriculum by half

"First thing women are looking for is safety" said Patrick calmly
"Come to my house and I'll show you my sheep" said Patrick

by sohailerectedahmed September 10, 2021

It's Actually Patrick

This is a member of an Instagram group chat who is very legendary. So famous that he's got his own day named after him (St Patrick's Day).

Known for saying phrases like "Cry more" and "SIUUUUU". Also known for being high in the past.

"Did you hear about the DFO 4 legend?"
"It's actually Patrick?"
"Yeah, that dude."

by OutOfContextDFO January 19, 2021

Patrick

Somebody who is extremely good at giving an anal prize and has huge dingleberries.

Want to go eat Patrick out.

by Olatunde Khalifa December 1, 2025

Rory Patrick Wing

Probably will grow to 6’10, likes to finger his butt and prolly has 4 side chicks and 1 milf we his bois don’t know about
Rory Patrick Wing is a great man

Rory Patrick Wing u like unwiped ass

by Albert is very smart and hadso November 4, 2020

Patrick

Patrick is one of those people who you just gotta love I mean he’s the money man the ladies man and if your name is Charlotte Patrick is the guy for you

Teacher:Name a person who is always there for you

Student:Patrick

by Phigs11 December 3, 2019

The new patrick meme

A new cancerous meme that ran out of ideas as quickly as it came.

Paul: Hey jack look at this patrick meme
Jack: Is it the one meme where patrick looks down at spongebob? The new patrick meme?
Paul: Yes
Jack:*Implodes out of existence, moon crashes on earth*

God: I had to eradicate the human race before it got worse

by The big potato lord May 13, 2018

Patrick Swayve

When you do something so insanely embarrasing, that you wish you were never born.

Lets get Patrick Swayved, its lit

by noelmillerfangirl123 December 17, 2019