Dopey Patrick

someone who unironically texts at most 3 words like patrick from spongebob squarepants (no offense to anyone called patrick) they also sometimes capitalise U or i even autocorrect cant save em

"Wys" "Yo" "Sn" "Wytm" - Dopey Patrick

by Dopey Patrick December 26, 2023

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Patrick

Patrick is the most sexy guy on the planet and his beauty can hurt the blind eye. He is a loving person who makes a bad day much better. He is athletic, funny, kind, smart, and very handsome. If you meet a patrick do not let go of him or you’ll regret for the rest of your life.

Girl 1: “I want a smart handsome guy who will love me forever”

Girl 2: “So you want a Patrick!”

by Joe mama gaiii October 18, 2019

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Patrick

Patrick is one of the meanest people you will ever meet. He probably farts alot when he is having DIAHOREEAAAAA

Tom: I wanna meet a dumb person
Patrick: why hello their

by A shreksy person June 2, 2020

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Patrick the Zen Boss

Patrick is the epitome of patience in the workplace. He's the kind of boss who approaches every task with the calm precision of a master craftsman. Patrick is the master of taking his time, and he is never in a rush, he meticulously takes his time to ensure everything is done eventually, but flawlessly. His dry sense of humour adds a touch of charm to the team. Patrick is the go-to guru for precision in the workplace but at his own pace.

If you do not have a Patrick the Zen Boss on your team, you should get one.

by RoloLoots September 20, 2023

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