by H_D_Swagger May 23, 2008
by tarrant20 January 16, 2011
Assuming you understand what swag is, then swag king seems somewhat obvious. However, it is nearly impossible to achieve. Artists like Soulja Boy have attempted to rap about swag to the point of obliteration in hopes of achieving Swag King status. Nonetheless, no one to this date has achieved such a prestigious ranking. To be a swag king, one must first simply walk into Mordor. The world still awaits its Swag King...
by hammertime13 July 30, 2011
an instance where a person is seen as cool, that has acquired a bald spot.
Hair + baldspot = Baldswag
Hair + baldspot = Baldswag
Susy: Wow john is really cool
John: Baldswag
see in this instance john has a bald spot therefore his swag is fully bald therefore bald swag is acquired to the maximum.
John: Baldswag
see in this instance john has a bald spot therefore his swag is fully bald therefore bald swag is acquired to the maximum.
by Cat Swiftness June 13, 2012
(adj) 1. A person that consists mainly of extreme swagger.
2. A person that could contain enough swag energy to become an alternate energy source.
2. A person that could contain enough swag energy to become an alternate energy source.
Caroline- "Oh my goodness, Amy! Look at Alex! He's such a swag hole!"
Amy- "Ugh, I know. I wish he would become my best friend so I wouldn't have to pay any electric bills."
Caroline- "Alex is the best!"
Amy- "Ugh, I know. I wish he would become my best friend so I wouldn't have to pay any electric bills."
Caroline- "Alex is the best!"
by hey!youthere! April 24, 2010
by Raybon88 June 16, 2010
by Ztod November 03, 2009