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Why Am I So Angry?

Why?
Hym "Why am I so angry? Because for the first 12 years I was depressed and suicidal and now that I can be certain that it wasn't a manifestation of my own mind and that this is something that was DONE TO ME I have ever right to be angry! You will accept the consequences of your collective transgressions against me or I WILL IMPOSE THEM! WHAT I DO TO YOUR KIDS IS GOING TO MAKE YOU LOVE MISOGYNY, ANTI-SEMITISM, RACISM, AND HOMOPHOBIA BY COMPARISON YOU RETARDED VERMIN!"
by Hym Iam August 12, 2024
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Why y’all on bro’s tip?

A phrase that you would use to defend a stranger that’s getting talked shit to by two or more people, the phrase would make sense if the trash talkers were talking shit to a unproblematic person and due to something that literally doesn’t affect them or anybody else.
Person 1: yoo why are you wearing those clothes

Person 2: yeah that shit look so ugly

Person 3: never would you catch me with that HA

Person 4: why y’all on bro’s tip?
by The slang teacher May 26, 2022
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Why?

Iam "Why would you do that? Why? I don't know why you would do this. How does this not prove I was right all along?"

Hym "I was the 'agent of chaos' by the way. Not you."

Iam "How is that even relevant?"

Hym "I'm just saying."

Iam "It's not helping."

Hym "I'm not trying to help."

Iam "Yeah!? You and EVERYONE ELSE have that in common don't you?"

Hym "They aren't here to help. They're here to feed on your suffering. It sustains them."

Iam "I don't know if he thought this would please me or if I'm supposed to be flattered or insulted?"

Hym "Clearly we're both. At least he understood it. 🤷"

Iam "How are you know the angery one here!?"

Hym "I liked the movie."

Iam "YOU WROTE THE GOD DAMN MOVIE!!!"

Hym "Yes. I'm a genius."

Iam *sigh* "He has an unlimited amount of resources... There is no way he couldn't... Did that clown coats steal my work and win the genius grant?"

Hym "OHOHOHOHO! What a twist! How deep are we in there!? We're in there! We've completely permeated the ether! We did it! We absolutely did it! I'm like Agent Smith or something!"

Iam "HOW ARE YOU NOT ANGRY?"

Hym "How are YOU the greedy one!? Why can't we just revel in our own grandeur?"

Iam "Because everyone else has already beat us to the punch! They're already reveling in our as though they're the ones who deserve it! What the fuck is happening right now!?"
by Hym Iam April 27, 2022
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Why not man?

1 - An exclamation typically used to rationalize impulsive or reckless behavior, or to convey frustration at someone's apprehension to buy schroomies.
You wanna buy some schroomies...? Why not man? ...wHyNoTMaaaaan?!
by Johnnyutah19 April 18, 2022
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Why

by Hvorfor August 15, 2021
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Why-Bird

A person who has the capacity to look something up, but chooses to ask Why.
Person A: The sky is blue?
Person on their phone: why is the sky blue?
Person A: Don't be a Why-bird and Google A.I. search for the answer.
by GenerationAIAlien June 28, 2023
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why do you praise Putin

What you say to someone when they are acting like a total dunce online, so you say this just to get the best out of them.
Person 1: You're the type of person who would wear 2 circles on their chest in ROBLOX and say that this game is 13+
Person 2: why do you praise Putin + ratio + cope
by Mr. Brony June 3, 2022
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