Fear Nut

To ejaculate while in the state of being afraid. Usually occurs when someone is about to find you masturbating and you have to rub one out before they catch you.

I had a fear nut because my mom was about to walk in on me while masturbating.

by WowwhyOFTW May 2, 2017

tart nut

a dirty chocolate covered ball sack

that man has a tart nut

by snapped nbk June 15, 2017

Nut positive

When getting a nut outweighs the circumstances or repercussions of achieving said nut.

See also: nut negative

I know she’s ugly, but I would say it was an overall nut positive .

by xXDrVape420Xx December 2, 2017

nut-worthy

a person or thing that is worthy of a nut (orgasm)

damn, he sure is nut-worthy.

this cake is so nut-worthy.

by nutworthybitch December 3, 2017

anger nut

When you get so physically angry that you aroused and spontaneously nut.

I did so bad on that test, that when I got it back, I anger nutted in my pants, right on the spot.

by Big Negroid May 7, 2018

grandpa nuts

When your testicals sag unusually low for extended periods of time resulting in discomfort or pain.

Ex: I couldnt sleep last night cuz my grandpa nuts kept gettin tangled up in my boxers.

by Dnewmanson October 7, 2016

Tang Nuts

When you get a little poontang from a chick with a wet, but smelly, puss and the smell lingers on your ball sack for days. Usually discovered inadvertently by scratching one’s sack after the dirty deed.

Whew nasty. Smell my fingers. What the hell is that? Muh tang nuts braaaahhh.

Rachel’s nasty gash gave me tang nuts.

by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018