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broke a nut

Noun

When you bust a nut so hard your balls now hurt
I jus went for a quick nap and I busted so hard I think I broke a nut
by Bubbanator June 5, 2018
mugGet the broke a nutmug.

YA NUT

Used at the end of a sentence that is usually making fun of the listener or when sarcastically stating the obvious.

Derived from ya dig.
"Dude, your shirt is fucking stupid, YA NUT."
"Don't even talk, your shit is wack, YA NUT."
"YEAH MAN, MY CAT USES THE LITTER BOX, YA NUT."
"Your game's weak, mine's the best, YA NUT."
by DJ Cire March 26, 2010
mugGet the YA NUTmug.

tart nut

by snapped nbk June 15, 2017
mugGet the tart nutmug.

Dump A Nut

The successful act of depositing a massive load of semen.
She was so thick, that I dumped a nut in my trousers.

I pulled out just in time before I dumped a nut.

When I get home, I'm going to dump a nut real quick.
by BungusChungus June 1, 2018
mugGet the Dump A Nutmug.

Nut Puppets

When your girlfriend bites a hole in your nutsack and your nuts fall though, hanging only by your nutcords and your girlfriend sucks on your bare nuts.
hey - why don't we give nut puppets a try
by WindyWindsock September 21, 2017
mugGet the Nut Puppetsmug.

nut gang

people who are wanted by 50 states. we are in the gulag.. send help
by r1teist June 8, 2022
mugGet the nut gangmug.

Nut Splash

When you take a dump and the backsplash hits your testicles.
Man, I had the squirts yesterday and shat so hard I got a diarrhea nut splash. I hope I got it all off.
by Velocinox October 28, 2010
mugGet the Nut Splashmug.

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