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briefcase mong wipe

Typically found at a school setting he/she is that one overly formal person in the group who fantasizes about their super hot mom and is always found carrying around his trusty briefcase with witch he uses to wipe his own ass.
Man can't this wanker stop acting like a briefcase mong wipe!
by The bagel 777 June 13, 2018
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Bobby Mong

If your penis and testicles were removed, then you will have a lump where they used to be. This is called a bobby mong.

If you don't exercise your bobby mong then it will explode to become a bobby hole.

This can happen to women too but only in rare and gruesome circumstances.
Dude 1: "Hey, I heard James has a bobby mong"
Dude 2: "I wanna slap that shit"
Dude 1: "what"
Dude 2: "what"
by Sam The Holy Ham January 20, 2019
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King Mong

King of Idiots with relations to a squad mate on PUBG (Playerunknown's Battlegrounds).
The squad idiot.
The fuck we have a king mong on this squad eh?

You know if we follow this king mong, we gonna die yeah?
LMAO! King Mong died before we did.
by Ohio-Jack May 24, 2019
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The Mong Hypothesis

Named after famous degenerate sports bettor Dr. Stu Mongworth Reagan, this is when a sports bettor takes the complete opposite of what Dr Stu bets on because he’s so dumb.
Dr Stu loves the Eagles -13.5 today. According to the Mong Hypothesis, we should put our life savings on Jets +13.5!!
by Reills40777 October 4, 2019
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Cock Mong

A cock mong is a person who loves cock and is identified as a mong
Boi 1: Bro, My friend Curtis is being such a little Cock Mong.
Boi 2: No way, my mum is such a cock mong as well.
by splashhhey November 23, 2019
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Massive Mong

by fishcakes1 November 28, 2019
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total mong

by mongmna November 28, 2019
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