A unit of time that is stretched and is usually more like 75 or 80 seconds because some people like to under-estimate time to make you do stuff for longer.
by saintrafael September 29, 2011
Get the joe-minutemug. <.7.9.7.6.>Mucus Artistry Starts In 7.29 seconds And ENds In 2 Minutes, Do Not Confuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise ANd Time Lapses. Start Mucusing<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Mucus Artistry Starts In 7.29 seconds And ENds In 2 Minutes, Do Not Confuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise ANd Time Lapses. Start Mucusing<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Mucus Artistry Starts In 7.29 seconds And ENds In 2 Minutes, Do Not Confuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise ANd Time Lapses. Start Mucusing<.7.9.7.6.>mug. A unit used when measuring time, deceivingly longer than an actual minute. Used to trick people into believing something will end shortly (ie. a minute) in order to get you to complete a task, yet often takes 2-3 times longer.
Bruce: I was ploughing away for ages so I asked her if she was about to come, and she said 'in a minute.'
Sean: How much longer did it take?
Bruce: About two more Taylor Swift songs.
Sean: More like a Rosie minute then.
Sean: How much longer did it take?
Bruce: About two more Taylor Swift songs.
Sean: More like a Rosie minute then.
by seanywester December 12, 2012
Get the Rosie minutemug. Person 1: are you ready yet?
Person 2: almost, I’ll be ready in 59 seconds.
Person 1: you fool, you could have just said you’d be ready in one military minute.
Person 2: you’re right, that’s such a practical and useful denomination of time.
Person 2: almost, I’ll be ready in 59 seconds.
Person 1: you fool, you could have just said you’d be ready in one military minute.
Person 2: you’re right, that’s such a practical and useful denomination of time.
by A Cream Supreme August 19, 2022
Get the Military Minutemug. Time of luxury. Should be free and includes nips, tips, and buns. Minutes are dreamy and free.don’t listen to someone that calls them currency
by Pepino Limon Bandit October 11, 2022
Get the Minutesmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1:The Thirty Minute Dalliance 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes
Person 1:The Thirty Minute Dalliance 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release
by Twittlerio February 1, 2025
Get the The Thirty Minute Dalliance 《¤》: The First Juvenile Releasemug. by yamahattr230 January 6, 2015
Get the 15-Minute Stinkmug.