The True Melons 

True Melons wield the power of melons, and they do not care about scientific facts about them. Those are for nooby scrubs named Midnight. True Melons will unite against imposters, and smite them from Earth. All who disagree shall be dismembered and fed to the beasts of hell.

The True Melons are the best :P

The True Melons by M3l0n H3@d May 29, 2019

Water my melons 

When she wants you to cum from her tit job

OHHHHH WATER MY MELONS BABY!!!

Water my melons by Penelopewantstojack June 17, 2020

stupid ass melon 

another term for cocomelon

guy 1: have you herd of cocomelon
guy 2: oh yeah that stupid ass melon

stupid ass melon by fuckcoco69420suckmycock February 24, 2021

easy peasy melon squeezy 

Humorous phrase dat a guy utters to triumphantly/braggingly indicate his lack of difficulty in getting a buxom gal to let him play wif her boobs.

I first asked Tiffany if I could gently bury my face between her ample tits; once she allowed me to do dat and was feeling all warm and cuddly from my tender nuzzling, it was then totally "easy peasy melon squeezy" getting her to let me "put my hands where my face had been", especially since by then she was accustomed to having me make major physical contact wif her chest-pillowz.

easy peasy melon squeezy by QuacksO April 1, 2021

G’d your melon 

Phrase used when you trick someone into believing a lie. Sorta like saying SIKE bitch

Him: I really see myself marrying you...

Her: Awww baby, you’re serious???

Him: HA! HA! G’d your melon dumb ass!!!!

G’d your melon by Melly Rich June 5, 2021

Big juicy melon tits 

Name of an individual with remarkably large jugs. Typically resemble the shape of watermelons. Individuals with these characteristics frequently locate in southern Queensland.

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That bird has “big juicy melon tits”

Big juicy melon tits by Whiteboy! March 24, 2022

Each sentence is a melody 

The fact that “each sentence is a melody” because we say each syllable of each word in a different tone, which translates to a different musical note. We also say each syllable in a different volume.

The fact that each sentence is a melody because each word you said because each syllable of each word is said in a different tone, a different musical note.

Each sentence is a melody by but for June 12, 2022