Doing the Martinez

The act of doing homework assigned by a teacher that includes unnecessarily needed brain power for simple answers that no one cares about.

"Oh my, I forgot to start "Doing the Martinez" tonight...

by Omgffswhattthehayul March 15, 2009

JJ Yeetbrams and Martin Scoryeetse

In the alternate universe of YEET, These are the two greatest directors on planet EAyeetRTH

Yeetmaster 5000: Woah, Yeetseph, what movies do you like better, YeetFellas or YeetTreck

Yeetseph: I honestly don't know, JJ Yeetbrams and Martin Scoryeetse are my two favorite directors of all time

Yeetmaster 5000: Yeet, yeet, I totally Yeet you on that

by the yeet October 19, 2015

george r r martin

American fantasy novel writer. Best known for the ASOIAF series. He loves killing children, raping mothers, beheading fathers, swords, dragons, dire wolves, thrones and many more things like this in his books. He lives in New Mexico, Santa Fe.

person1: Did you read ASOIAF series?
person2: The one who george r r martin wrote, huh?

by BloodOfTheDragon March 15, 2017

jesus antonio martinez

Greatest man you can ever meet.Strongest man you can ever meet. Always picks the right girlfriend and a girl who has him is the luckiest girl in the world.

Jesus Antonio Martinez is awesome he is a pro at basketball he is so great maybe the greatest person i ever met and has a beautiful girlfriend she is so lucky to have him he is dreamy and really strong .

by green gazes May 10, 2018

Upside-down martini

When the person on top during 69 halfway let’s poop out of their asshole and touches the nose of the other person and sucks it back into their anal cavity.

Man, last night I got with Jessica and she gave me an upside-down martini!

by JordanThrash February 5, 2022

to pull a Martin on someone

The act of promising a prompt reaction or resolution in the context of a problem to someone without actually being willing to fulfil the said promise without receiving reminders about it.

- Have you received feedback on your thesis already?
- No, the professor pulled a Martin on me again; I guess I will need to email them again about it...
- Wow dude, condolences, I know that feeling; it is not a nice move to pull a Martin on someone

by few-factorials April 25, 2022

Sophia Di Martino

The Mother of the Multiverse. Sophia Di Martino stars on "Loki" as Sylvie Laufeydottir, the person who killed He Who Remains and freed the timelines. Sophia is an English-Italian actress from Nottingham who has starred in films ("Yesterday"), stage, and screen ("Loki", "Flowers").

She's also utterly gorgeous, beyond talented, and an expert at social media.

Person #1: Do you know Sophia Di Martino?
Person #2: MTV Movie & TV Award winner Sophia Di Martino, star of "Loki" and emancipator of the Multiverse? Of course I know her!

by CallieCadence September 4, 2022