magic twig

A small penis , but knows how to use it and has large breasted women drooling for his ron jeremy sex skills.

Lori - Omg stacy i just had amazing sex with a kid named alex who had a magic twig!! Stacy - omg do u got his number????

by Kayaa December 1, 2009

magic suitcase

what the steroid riddled dopers dipped into when they needed over night re-juvenation after a grueling stage in the Tour de France.

Lance Armstrong and his US Postal Service teammates manged (somehow) to ride to glory after dipping into their team manager's "magic suitcase" after a tough ride through the French Alps.

by Renegade Rider Palos Verdes August 2, 2011

Magenta Carbomb

The act of excreting fecal matter into a woman's vagina.

I was fucking the shit out of my slampiece, and as a climax, I served her up a Magenta Carbomb.

by Stratocaster85 August 3, 2011

magic truffles

A small shaped piece of confectionery made with the Atoms straight from hell. Tastes like metal and soil, best to digest with other food. Sold in shops in Amsterdam.

These "truffles" will make you lose your shit as you attempt to comprehend what your brain does on a daily basis.

--In Store--
Tourist A: I just bought 2gm of Magic Truffles!
Tourist B aka Shroom-master: I see you went for the pussy trip i got 10gm?

--few hours later
Tourist A: Look at all the beautiful people and buildings!
Shroom-master: Bruh what even is hunger?
Shroom-master: Why is everyone looking at me?
Shroom-master: The ambulances they are coming for me!!!
Shroom-master: Should have went for the pussy trip how long till this wares off!!

by Turboman2016 June 9, 2016

magic mountain mom

The alliterative female equivalent of a Disneyland Dad.

A deadbeat mom who avoids normal parenting responsibilities like bedtimes, orthodontist appointments, dance recitals, homework, and studying. This mom, instead, focuses on fun things like taking the kids to Six Flags Magic Mountain.

Theresa is such a Magic Mountain Mom. That deadbeat said she can't give me half the money for the orthodontist because she quit two jobs. She magically found cash for buying her boyfriend birthday presents and taking the kids to Six Flags Magic Mountain.

by Wilford Brimley83 November 5, 2017

Magic kiss

When a sexual partner places a hand on each bum cheek, spreading them apart and placing their lips on the anus and blowing, leaving the partner recieving with a feeling of unequivocal joy and magic.

Jane gave me a magic kiss last night I thought I was in Hogwarts it felt so good!

by Derpyjedi November 14, 2017

Magic Man

Two time world championship boxer, Paulie Malignaggi.

“Tonight’s winner by knockout! Bensonhurst’s own the one, the only, The Magic Man!”

by Cugino_di_Carmine May 26, 2018