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minecraft kid

usually a 8 - 12 year old (in worse cases it can go up to 19) who watches too much dream smp. this is one of two possible types of dream stans, one is a kid who wants to desperatly recreate dream smp but end up making a fool of oneself.
teacher: jacob you're partnered with caleb
jacob: oh shit im paired with a minecraft kid
caleb: would you be interested in joining the insanity smp? we're on season 3 and its really interes-
jacob: OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP TRYING TO RECREATE DREAM SMP AND GO PLAY LITTERALLY ANY OTHER GAME OTHER THAN MINECRAFT FOR A GOD DAMN CHANGE!!!
by chlorine eater November 25, 2022
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Minecraft Steve

Actually the biggest chad out there. He is two meters tall, can break trees with his bare hands, went to hell, came back in search for a hidden stronghold, then defeated a dragon from another dimension.

Also sometimes picks flowers.
“Yo, have you played Minecraft?”
“Yeah, of course. Here it is.”
“Why’s your skin the basic Steve skin?”
“Because he’s a chad.”
“Wow Minecraft Steve is so cool.”
by Vee the Fashion Enthusiast November 30, 2022
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minecraft lovehunt

minecraft lovehunt, or MCLH, is a visual novel where you become trapped in minecraft with Dream, GeorgeNotFound, and Sapnap and develop relationships with them before defeating the ender dragon. each character within the game has three endings: Romantic, Platonic, and Bad. However, you can only unlock Dream's romantic and platonic endings after getting all of GNF and Sapnap's endings, and you can only unlock Dream's bad ending after completing all of his other endings. After completing Dream's bad ending, all of the game's data resets and you can replay the game as if you just got it. There is no R-rated imagery in the game, and only one use of shit, and, for a dating sim, its very tame.
"Hey man, have you ever heard of Minecraft Lovehunt?"
"no..."
"good, don't look it up."
by Allie Wonderland November 30, 2022
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Minecraft Pussy

minecraft sex mod now available limited edition no refunds children granted
Mom: clean the dishes johnny
Johnny: no im having minecraft pussy
by MommyMommyBoy January 12, 2023
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minecraft battle pass

when you´re so confused you don´t know the difference between a block game and a seven-year-olds dating app.
I can´t wait to get that Minecraft battle pass
by shouldnt have started existing January 13, 2023
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Minecraft yourself

A friendly way to tell someone to “kys”
J: You’re so bad at this game dude holy shit
T: PLEASE minecraft yourself
by Indytile January 18, 2023
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