Lemon

A lesbian

‘She’s a lemon’

by Hahahlll February 26, 2019

Lemon

A consumer good (usually automobile or electronic) that is often secondhand and riddled with problems.

I've heard the iPhone XS was a reliable device, but I got a fucking lemon and my apps crash whenever I'm on PornHub.

by guyfawkes1105 March 19, 2019

Lemon o' tart

the one true god, Stronger than Cthulu, Worshiped at a Macro Ziggurat of tartness

Guy 1: Lemon o' tart is the only god
Guy 2: ok then...

by KIDNAMEDSHREK March 24, 2019

Lemonese

Lemonese is a type of lemon that has 2 big parts sticking out likephilemon

lemonese people are so kinky with love

by stalkerjoe April 20, 2019

Lemon Moon Pie

Milf fucking.

"Hey man I got some of Mrs. Neutrons Lemon Moon Pie last night."

by Emily's Fucking Wrong April 20, 2019

Lemon Fanfiction

A type of fanfiction with a name that doesn't make any sense at all. In most of these stories, the characters have sex or at least sexual activities with eachother. In short: lemon fanfiction is for those with a perverted soul.

My friend: "Search lemon fanfiction on Google."

Me: "Lemon fanfiction...? Ok."

My friend: *grins*

Me: "What the fuck, girl."

by HamKaas April 26, 2019

LeMoN

Lemon’s are quite rare. Lemon’s can be a bit sour and sweet at the same time. They always like to win and never like to lose. Usually will help friends who are dealing with problems both physical and mental. Lemons might seem sour all the time but with the right conditions they can turn into sweet lemonade. Like Lemons, these people come from Asian decent and might have scars from past adventures.

person 1: Yo, have you met the new guy yet?

person 2: Yeah he seems like a Lemon, with all the helping others and stuff.
person 1: Yup he sure is a Lemon.

by Poseiden_theGreat April 30, 2019