Jeff Hardy

Drug-addicted overated bump machine who cost himself his job at WWE, his sloppy ring skills are not helpled by his constant drug use and constant risk-taking that break his body down every minute.

He is still adored by certain female virgins who will get laid and will never wake up to see the person needs help, his brother, Matt Hardy, still remains with the WWE, because he does'nt take drugs, and because he can actually WRESTLE.

TLC matches, when Jeff was excellent.

by David Griffin February 9, 2005

Jeff

Jeff is a person who is very asian in evry single way you can think. POOr is the best word to describe a jeff. Jeffs also love to eat lylidale chicken and they mostly all work at kfc because they love chicken so damn much and also rice. One may also fail his driving test because he needs to wear glasses.

-yo look at jeff

-who, that guy eating lilydale chicken?

by ass asdoihasjdnasd April 29, 2009

thomas jefferson

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by suck it dry bitch April 6, 2005

thomas jefferson

chill place. you can max out studying. or max out chillin. just like anywhere else. yeah people sit on the floor and do homework, but its relaly cause they were being lazy the night before, either that or too busy. i like to refer to it as tiege. its one syllable.

sometimes if i want to make fun of my friend . i can refer to him by the nickname tiege. especially when he does something stupid. its funny

by lil cease February 25, 2005

jeffery

A giraffe look a like, commonly found in the gym enjoying a protein shake. Associatted with "ohh my god", "whereve you been all my life" and more often than not "youve changed".
Enjoys splashing around dollar, and commonly known with exaggerations such as "spent a grand" etc.

Boy1 :"lost 20k in the casino last night"
Boy2 :"stop being such a jeffery"

by giraffe keeper April 7, 2010

Jeff Gordon

The act of defecating in a urinal. Done either for malicious or humorous purposes.

Friend 1: Man, i hate that hotel. I wish there was something i could do to get back at them for their poor service.
Friend 2: You could always shit in their urinals.
Friend 1: Oh yeah! I didn't even think about the Jeff Gordon! Thanks pal!

by George McClane July 14, 2010

jeff'd

hit, kicked, punched in the nuts.

That guy got jeff'd.
Do you want to get jeff'd?

by Kirsten Baker June 26, 2008