Jacob

A fat dwarf-midgit who is a tranny with a 5mm penis

That Jacob is so cool

by gyhippo August 22, 2011

Jacob

(This applies to some Jacobs only) Rude, inconsiderate, a backstabber, and has the filthiest mind around. No really, he won't shut up. Ever. He constantly makes fun of you and doesn't like you for who you are. He and his brainwashed drone tend to walk around the school making gross, impolite, or unfunny jokes. If you see a Jacob, make sure he's one of the good ones before you talk to him. This kind I'm describing will usually think that everything he says is hilarious and that everyone loves him. He apparently doesn't know how to apologize, and believes that he's never wrong. Oh yeah, and the bad Jacob likes to spread rumors and start drama. Be careful around Jacobs, some can be really cool people but others...

"Hey did you see that new kid, Jacob?"
"Yeah but I think he's one of the Bad Jacobs."
"Why?"
"Let's see, he makes fun of everyone he meets, he won't quiet himself for one second, and can't stop making filthy jokes."

by YourTrueAdvisor May 28, 2013

Jacob

He digs in his butt.and thinks he's all that but he ain't.so yeah

Me :Jacob.b. Digs in his butt

by That young gurl April 2, 2017

jacob black

-The annoying werewolf from the Twilight series that refuses to understand that Vampires are better.
- Incessantly in love with Bella Swan, (Who is in fact in love with Edward Cullen

"Do you y'know, kiss him?" " Yes" "ewww" -Jacob Black
Conversation between Jacob and Bella before she "stabs" him:) GO BELLA!

by Frinklez September 26, 2007

jaykcob

a jaykcob is a very unique and attractive individual. he has intense eyes and and a clever mind. hes willing to help others before himself and always knows what to say. jaykcob can fool you with a few words but means well in fun and games, although he does tend to be a bit cocky and also stubborn more times then needed. jaykcob is someone you dont want to let go of, he is part of your greatest memory and deserves to stay there.

DW "have you met the new guy, hes so funny"

WD " i know, right? hes so clever he knows just how to make a great joke"

Brittany "thats because hes a jaykcob"

WD " but jacob in accounting isnt that funny"

Brittany "no, no. thats jacob, the new guy is j-a-y-k-c-o-b, its spelt differently, uniquely, makinging him unique"

WD "ohh, damn. i cant wait for next break to talk to him again"

by dear jack. November 24, 2011

Jacob

He's the kid you always want to be friends with. He's hot, loving, and a athletic. He's the popular kid in your school and if he talks to you you go from a demon to a angel.

That kid right there is a Jacob!

by TheChihuahua March 29, 2017

Jacob

Jacob is a guy that is never shy and very fast runner and very kind, good friend well like the best person ever some will think he's sexy and some don't . I would not go on his had side or he will be rude and weird around u

Jacob:hi ?
U: umm hi?
Jacob: my name is Jacob cow moo moo

U:haha ur funny :)

by Hello Jacob July 4, 2018