January 10

January 10 beholds the holiday Sluzzle Tag, this day celebrates the spirit of Sluzzle Dude and his five dobermans. Sluzzle dude rides in his van to deliver presents across the world through toilets. People decorate their bathroom accordingly for this holiday.

“Did you know tomorrow is January 10?” “Oh em gee, really?! That means its Sluzzle tag! We need to set up the decorations!”

by Eggs2.00$ December 27, 2022

January 3rd

Don't kiss your Gf/Bf day

Oh no we can't kiss today, it's January 3rd

by Brandythecat January 3, 2023

January 8

National send a dick pic to yo homies day

Jason: yo can I see yo dick
Mark: ya its January 8th

by papi_smurfette January 8, 2023

12th January

Only queens/kings are born in this day!❤️Stay toxic😍

A:hbd king

B:why hbd king and not hbd david

A:Urban dictionary said only kings and queens are born on 12th January!
B:Ahhha..LMAOOOO!👍🏻

by anonymous November 21, 2021

January 10th

This is the day of the furious bravehearted blue eyed gnomes.

Karen: Hey
Marie: Hey
Karen: Are you a furious bravehearted blue eyed gnome?
Marie: Yo bet I am.

January 10th

by MustacheMustacho October 22, 2019

January 1st

On New Years 12:00am stand on your car and scream “HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!”

Hey it’s 1 more minute till 12:00amJanuary 1st! Guess what that means........*climbs truck**...... “HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!”

by hersheys October 30, 2019

January 5th

This day is for people who get dodged on there birthday.

Guy: we hanging for my birthday

Girl: It’s January 5th right

Guy: ya

Girl: Nah

by Blake Dunn October 30, 2019