Real Man

A Real Man is a male that accepts that he is a man and will not dress up as other genders. To be a Real Man, the Man, will be normal and not be transgender or homophobic. Being a real man also requires other things such as not hurting women, not being disrespectful to Jesus even if your not a Christian, and having manners. There’s many more that requires being a Real Man. But I’m not going to list all of them because The Real Men should know.
“The real man holds the door for a woman, but slams the door in the queers face”
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Real Man

The functional definition of what constitutes a "Real Man" (parenthesis, capitals) has become claimed by the sissy subculture. The following requirements are widely considered

- blind desire to have anal sex with an effeminate looking, very eager partner.
- the ability to sustain an erection over at least two orgasms, while wearing a condom.
- an erect penis measuring over seven inches.
- the ability to have multiple orgasms,

- a distinctive refusal to bottom,

- a distinctive acknoweldgement as the sissy, queer, femboy in any way as a female in word and deed,

- a somewhat robust and healthy physique, measuring over 175cm, and not being obese.
Lauren got railed by a Real Man. She couldn't walk for days.
by Khannea March 26, 2022
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real man

Defined by the dictionary:
Real: actual or existing
Man: Adult male

However everyone has their own concept of a "Real Man"

A Real Man

Could mean he has a car, a job, a place to live not under his parents.

responsible
respectful to the sensitivities of others
emotionally receptive

a guy who isn't degrading to others
chivalrous

protecting

not male chauvinist
I like him he's a "Real Man," not like the little boys I'm use to messing with.
by Interesting Take March 27, 2019
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Real Man

A man who has *actually* given a woman an orgasm.
I'm telling you Britney, when you start dating, only date Real Men.

My roommate's a Real Man, I can hear his girlfriend c**ming from the livingroom.
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Real Vanilla

A person, place or thing found to be authentic without flaw or imitation.
Did you see the boots she was wearing? They were very nice, the real vanilla.
by mactwisted October 23, 2011
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the real stranger

when you bend a girl over a window ceil (so her head is out of the window). you do the switcharoo with a friend then leave. go outside and wave to her so she she can see you thru the window
hey man watch this we gave her the real stranger. She thinks I'm fucking her and I'm gonna wave too her!
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Real Nigology

The Religion of being a real nigga. An honest nigga. A strong minded nigga. A healthy nigga.
Him: “I vouched to never get high or drunk, it’s against my religion. Real Nigology.”
by Real Nigga Jakob May 31, 2022
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