Internet Hangover

When you wake up at 75 and realise you've wasted your entire life caring about other peoples problems, online!

Hello world!

(internet hangover)

by Dr. Tardlord May 6, 2016

Morning Internet

Internet slower than you normally have

Ah fuck i have morning internet

by IAmTheRolo August 22, 2018

Internet Schizophrenia

Internet Schizophrenia is a term used to describe people online who exhibit strange and concerning behavior that is similar to a person with Schizophrenia. It is not a real medical condition, rather a label. Internet Schizophrenic people may actually be schizophrenic in real life. Internet Schizophrenia is defined by "unraveling ones mind via the internet". Example: Someone consuming so much disturbing media or existental media online that it mentally changes the way they think, for better or worse.

"I know ive been acting strange lately, but i think its just some Internet Schizophrenia"

by P0lybius July 29, 2023

internet explorer

a web browser used to download google chrome

person 1: yo do u use internet explorer?
person 2: only for downloading google chrome!
person 1: ah yes of course

by CreeperCat1 December 8, 2020

Internet Guy

A guy who it seems impossible, that he has a life in the outside world.

"I swear does Justin Bieber ever stop posting on Facebook. It's like he all he does in life is post memes and selfies."
Selena Gomez- " He's the definition of Internet guy. He just lives out his life on the Internet."

by myer May 25, 2016

Internet Zombie

Someone who does nothing but uses the internet all day and consumes content is never satisfied and never contributes.

Man grow a brain and stop being such an internet Zombie!

by ShadowLing October 20, 2018

internet thumper

Formally known as a bible thumper (also known as Google Thumping). Instead of one doing their own research, they simply “Google” information to prove their side of the story in order to suade others their opinions are correct.

*Laura Googles* “Can I turn my hair blonde from drinking coffee?”/ “See Stacy, the results say you can’t turn blonde from drinking coffee!”
*Stacy Googles* “Can I turn blonde from drinking coffee?”/“See Laura! All the results say you can turn blonde from drinking coffee! Don’t be such an internet thumper!”

by Lil’ O’G’ September 7, 2021