Morning Internet

Internet slower than you normally have

Ah fuck i have morning internet

by IAmTheRolo August 22, 2018

Internet-Towel

The towel kept by your computer to clean up bodily fluids escaping your body due to the internet.

I like to hide my internet-towel in the desk drawer to avoid questions from mom.

by Paintgirl January 5, 2011

internet insomnia

Staying up late on the computer of smart phone making it pointless to sleep, impossible even.

Bob: Why are you up so late?
Jason: Internet insomnia.

by babyhuey121794 September 23, 2013

Internet Schizophrenia

Internet Schizophrenia is a term used to describe people online who exhibit strange and concerning behavior that is similar to a person with Schizophrenia. It is not a real medical condition, rather a label. Internet Schizophrenic people may actually be schizophrenic in real life. Internet Schizophrenia is defined by "unraveling ones mind via the internet". Example: Someone consuming so much disturbing media or existental media online that it mentally changes the way they think, for better or worse.

"I know ive been acting strange lately, but i think its just some Internet Schizophrenia"

by P0lybius July 29, 2023

Internet Ignorant

Consciously and intentionally unaware of the bullshit news that the internet feeds people everyday, most popular in western societies.

Sal: Did you see Michael Jordan sub tweet Donald Trump?
Lucy: what? Nah I’m internet ignorant, do you want some potato salad?

by Johndoedoe June 17, 2019

Walgreens Internet

When someone lags so bad on DayZ, you call out their slow internet connection. Also can be substituted with Rite-Aid internet.

Dom: Man oh man I'm desyncing like crazy Bro. Fuck this Game!

Mez: Maaaan. Shut yo Bitch ass up wit yo Walgreens Internet havin-ass!

by ShizaMez August 23, 2022

The Internet Elephant

1. The part of the internet that never forgets.

2. An enormous database of every stupid thing you ever posted online.

What happened to Dave?

The internet elephant kept a blog post from two years ago where he called his boss an asshole. The boss found it and Now he's been scheduled to work on the weekends...

Ouch! sounds like he got trampled.

by xenex11 February 8, 2010