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Blonde Moment

I am a blonde, k. And I am very intelligent. But, like all blondes, I have blonde moments. Also called a BM

Blonde moments are brief periods of
1.) Upmost Stupidity
2.) Talking Bollocks
3.) Being Slow on The Uptake
4.) Stupid Randomess
Example Of Blonde Moment 1.) Upmost Stupidity

Blonde Person: Whats the time?
Normal Person: Its time you got a watch
Blonde Person: *Shows watch* But I alredy have one.

Example Of Blonde Moment 2.) Talking Bollocks
This one is really hard to explain unless you actually do it or see someone doing it. Its can also be jumbling your words up.

Normal Teacher: Whats a alliteration
Blond Person: Its one of those poems where deres a word going down and de lines starting from da letters. *thinks* No thats Acrostic Poems
Other Student: Miss shes talking bollocks again!
Blond: Must of been a BM

Example Of Blonde Moment 3.) Being Slow On The Uptake

Friend 1: Noo Katie you cant come on the bus to the town with us
Friend 2: Yeah we aint got enough money to pay for you
Blonde Person: I wil pay
Friend 1: Noo noo! Katie im sorry!
Blond Person: Honestly I will pay!
Friend 2 leans over and hisses: We dont want katie with us! We can afford it!
Blonde Person: Oh.... Bm!

Example Of Blonde Moment 4.) Stupid Randomness
Dude: Dudette your a cheeze muffin
*later that day*
Blonde person: OMG!!!! HE CALLED U A CHEEZE MUFFIN! OMFG OMFG HE LOVES YOU HE LUVS YOU!!!!
Everyone Else: Okayyyyyyy
by Cinderninja June 18, 2008
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Brandy Moment

A moment in which Drama Queens have defined by Pouting...sulking...saying everything is okay when its not...Or by experiencing abandonment brought on by their own actions and having a cow about it in public chats...
Oh Geeez! see that girl over there pouting in the corner???...Oh yeah! She's just another Drama Queen crybaby having a Brandy Moment!
by ps3gamer68 June 28, 2011
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CRAFT moment

Those moments when you Cant Remember A F***ing Thing
"Hang on, Im having a CRAFT moment"
by Becky and Cherryl December 13, 2007
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Spur the Moment

Something done on the fly, without any prior planning.
Bob: Hey, man, why didn't you invite me to the beach with you guys?
Fred: Sorry, man, it was spur the moment!
by MaggieAwesome June 30, 2011
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blonde moment

Something that happens to someone (who is not always blonde) that makes them feel dumb.
Brunette: Could you grab the olive oil for me?

Blonde: ohhhh...olive oil like OLIVES!!! Is olive oil made from olives??!

Brunette: duh. are you retarded?

Blonde: no, that was just a blonde moment.
by Katie C. November 16, 2006
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Nigga moment

When to african american people, get mad at each other for no reason, start shooting at each other, then realizing its stupid, and walking away.
Dude i almost had a nigga moment yesterday with the captain of the football team when he called me a slacker
by Nick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 13, 2009
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Maguire Moment

Where a person, usually of lesser statue, bluntly informs a superior how to do their job or perform better.

This is often in an outburst, known to all around them, but no one wants to say it.

Named after the essay/paper written by Tom Crusie's character in the film 'Jerry Maguire'.
Dave: How did the big meeting go?
Mike: Pretty bad dude - I might not have a job on Monday!
Dave: WTF happened?
Mike: I had a complete Maguire Moment... the VP Of Sales wanted us to stay behind again this weekend, to brainstorm. Well I just lost it and yell out the three simple things that the Sales team had to do to increase performance.
Dave: What happened?
Mike: I got a few winks from some of my workmates - I didn't say anything that they didn't already know - but I think the VP is pissed, so say the least.
by buckonz February 27, 2010
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