Pocket Bartender

To Cut A Man's Dick Off

Mike: "Dubie, I'm goin' to pocket bartender you in the dick."
Dubie: "What does that mean?"
Mike: "It means I'm going to cut your dick off!"

by DubDiesel January 30, 2009

Hot pocket

Sexy or very cute small gay man. Typically under 5'6" tall & thin or very fit. Cute compact gay

Check out that hot pocket. I think I'll stick him in my pocket and take him home.

by The Blonde One June 15, 2020

Hot pocket

You are special a one of a kind

Ouuuuu gurl you looking like a hot pocket.

by Slangerdanggger5000 June 07, 2020

pocket cucumber

A delicious cucumber that, when given as a kind gesture at an inopportune time, is quickly stowed in one's pocket for potential later consumption.

Shit man, I can't eat this cucumber now -- i'm busy playing some COD.... but it'd make a killer snack later. guess it'll be a pocket cucumber then.

by ajj23 July 06, 2009

Pocket Divorce

Any time you are sitting down and the contents of your pockets, i.e. keys, change, etc., all fall out.

Eric: "Oh man, we need to go back to the house, my wallet fell out of my pocket while we were sitting on the couch."

Kyle: "You got pocket divorced, dude."

Eric: "I lost everything!"

by SpoonMenace March 02, 2011

hot pocket

when a girl opens her viginia and the guy takes a shit in the pocket making a hot pocket

looks like you got hot pocketed

Jerry is hot pocketing his girl

by Ryan Noblaze May 06, 2006

pocket rocket

Henri Richard, a former former professional ice hockey player who played centre with the Montreal Canadiens from 1955 to 1975. Although 15 years his junior, he was the brother of hockey legend Maurice 'The Rocket' Richard and consequently because he was smaller (5'7" and 160 lbs.), he was given the nickname 'The Pocket Rocket'.

Commentator #1: Look at the pocket rocket go!

by 12ed-13lue July 04, 2005