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Florida Foot Bath

Plugging up someone's arsehole with both your feet, giving them a gentle thrust and spreading just before yanking them out, pulling all the juice and shit out to cover your feet whilst trying to hold back the contents of a potentially prolapsed anus with your toes.
The cost of living crisis was so bad this year that nobody bought me socks for Christmas - so I had to convince the Mrs to do a Florida Foot Bath
by CoxfordEnglish December 17, 2022
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Bath Carpet

When you shave your pubic hair and leave a trail at the bottom of the bath after after draining the water.
"I told him I prefer him with pubes, but really I'm just sick of scrubbing away his bath carpet."
by scrubadubtub September 6, 2016
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Mud Bath

To shit in a bowl of hot water, then use the mixture to take a sponge bath.
Steve: Why do you smell so bad man?
Al: I took a nice hot Mud Bath this morning.
by LordKarnos November 12, 2019
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Kentucky bath

Washing oneself with a soapy wet washcloth instead of taking a shower or immersing oneself in a bathtub.
We don't have time for showers. Just give the kids a Kentucky bath.
by WritingJoy January 27, 2014
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Bathing in black

The considerable effort some white people make to surround themselves with black people at business events, sporting events, music industry events and in Hollywood in an effort to seem cool. Strangely, they never want to employ, work with, date or live by these same black people. black people, white people, race
I get so tired of these Hollywood types bathing in black. They love hanging out with black athletes and rappers, but strangely they never seem to find any black actors, producers, directors or studio executives to hire for their movies or tv shows.
by joecoolthefool September 24, 2016
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turkish hot bath

Another term for "Dutch oven". When you fart under a blanket and pull the blanket over your friends head.

First coined by Michael Meyers, DVM, Columbia, MO.
He Turkish hot bath'd and I broke up with him.
by MaybleLover January 17, 2016
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bath the brown rat

When you go for a big brown poo in the toilet.
God I had a massive curry last night and needed to bath the brown Rat this morning
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