Trojan Horse

The act of a male sellotaping his penis to the back of his hand, Then asking a female to finger her. once she agrees and you have entered slowly remove your hand fuck her silly.

Dave:So I heard your babe only lets you finger her
Steve: Nah I totally trojan horsed that whore!

by Mattbobman June 20, 2011

fuck you and the horse you rode in on

1) a response to an expceptionally stupid remark
2) an elevated form of fuck you, usually used when someone continues to ride you in a conversation.

You're stupid
fuck you
if you did it my way it wouldn't screwed up
fuck you and the horse you rode in on

by avapatch November 15, 2010

Horse

A word originally used to enhance the names of sports, Horse can now fill in the place for any noun, pronoun, verb, adjective, adverb, conjunction, interjection, preposition or any part of speech, in any quantity and frequency.

My favorite sport is Horse NASCAR Racing.

My favorite Horse is Horse HORSECAR Horseing.

Horse Horse Horse Horse Horse HORSEHORSE Horse Horse.

by TheLoudestFan March 10, 2009

HORSE FUCKER

see also madonna

madonna is a horse fucker

by g-nab December 8, 2003

horse pucky

Horse shit. The excrement of an equine. Not to be confused with "horse pukky" which is in fact a test of a person's spelling ineptitude.

Sarah Palin's foreign policy experience is a load of horse pucky.

by Pailin Palin January 14, 2009

horse bastard

a kind of combination horses ass and lying bastard. One who shows a lack of intelligence and/ or respect and trys to lie out of the situation.

Sometimes he can be such a horse bastard.

by Filliard Millmore September 5, 2009

Horse Worthy

Adj.

Describing anything that is cool/awesome/badass enough to ride a horse at anytime and it is always appropriate.

"Yea, Batman is pretty horse worthy."

by Tuatsu Otter October 3, 2009