HoRnY-hYdRaLiSk

pronounced: hor-nee-hi-druh-lisk

has been starcraft player not fit for this world

not seen for long period of time

proclaimed dead

1:i havent seen lordofdabu for a long time
2:he died like HoRnY-hYdRaLiSk
3: HoRnY-hYdRaLiSk'DD!!

by matty chopz January 9, 2005

Horny Dugan

An ex-boyfriend of mine who always wanted to get in my pants/skirt and who always wanted me to get in his pants in public. And in my parents' office and stuff.

Then Horny Dugan got mad at me because I wouldn't give him a hand-job in the kitchen.

by Definition-Dugan April 14, 2004

Ridin Horny

the same as ridin dirty (driving with drugs or illegal weapons), except also being horny at the same time

i wanted to suck so many dicks and take names cuz I was ridin horny the other day

by phil t May 4, 2006

bring on the horny

Reading, watching, hearing or observing something that instantaneously triggers, full force, the physical reaction of arousal.

"Are you watching porn? Bring on the horny!"

by [e-mail] August 5, 2008

Drunk and Horny

What Steven is every time he drinks.....

Steven is always drunk and horny

by Pinon December 28, 2007

me horny

Someone who is incredibly horny and wants to bang another. May also be a person shouting "Me horny!" to people, with bad grammar.

Me horny! Please let me bang you!

by Vagerna August 13, 2007

Horny Teller

Like a story teller. They tell a sex story that makes you horny. The story bellow is told by an 18 year old horny teller.

I was in the middle of writing class. Suddenly my pencil felt hard. I then looked at the teacher. She looked back at me. Then she walked over and slowly stripped down every piece of paper she had on her. She then slid down my pants and started blowing on my pencil. She rubbed her giant Double D breasts against my pencil to sharpen it. Then my pencil bursted with led into her mouth. I then grabbed her giant Ass and pulled her onto my lap. I put the pencil into her vagina and thrusted in in an ad out so I could get it real sharp. She moaned. I could tell she wanted more. I thrusted harder and harder . I could hear it throbing. My pencil burtsed with led once more but I didn't pull it out. I kept thrusting it harder and faster. After bursting about 10 times I pulled out. I turned her around and shoved her onto the desk. I humpped her hard and fast. Then I entered my pencil into her hole and thrusted. I bursted again. Then my science teacher came in and stripped off her lab coat. I then stuck My hand into her warm Pussy and rubbed her deep and hard. I grinded her from the back as she moaned. I rubbed her oversized breasts with on hand and kept rubbing her pussy with the other. I then bursted.

Later he ran into his school and fucked every girl.
The story of an 18 year old student horny teller

by StoriesOfSex October 26, 2017