two hard

A phrase which, in the realm of slang, is not grammatically incorrect. Just means, "hard x2."

Phat: Man, I hate thinking up examples.

Peewee Herman: Yeah, it's two hard.

by bbnreally November 9, 2010

Hard hearted

Unmoved by pity or acts of kindness

Your hard hearted

by RedDreams February 12, 2020

hard christians

The the hardest rap group in the game.

Basic Chad: Hey man, you listen to that new Travis Scott song, named Sicko Mode?
Damn Daniel: The fuck kinda whack ass shit is that? That's some real Chad ass stuff right there. I only listen to real rappers and groups like Hard Christians.

by Largesauce.com November 21, 2018

hard booty

Its like a hard pp but the ass is the hard one.

P1: "i got a hard booty"
P2: "i see"

by thiccthighs420 May 19, 2020

Hard Heil

When a man shaves his pubic hair like Hitler's mustache and shouts "Sieg Heil!" while having an erection.

"My girlfriend Anne was being quite frank me, so I gave her a Hard Heil."

by YoloSwagKony2012 October 8, 2014

The hard crack

A man who has a hard dick and loves crack

"I don't want soft crack I want The hard crack."

by Joseph quack July 5, 2017

pwn hard

The complete and total ownage of others.

Falcon Sixteen Fish pwn hard!

by squadron 16 2013 the truth November 17, 2009