The hard crack

A man who has a hard dick and loves crack

"I don't want soft crack I want The hard crack."

by Joseph quack July 5, 2017

hang-hard

The semi-erect state of a mans penis in response to initial feelings of arousal. It describes the hanging, yet hard penis as opposed to erect, upward state of an aroused penis.

Woman: My fella, I feel a nice hang-hard action going on there in your pants! Got me wet with my nips all hard now!!

Man: Yeah babe you got me hyped up with that sexy little fit you're wearing and you keep grindin my little man so he's hangin-hard for you boo!!

by BoloQ00 April 13, 2016

Hard worker

In the uk, this mostly applies to Polish immigrants

The Polish immigrants work so hard in the uk. They're such hard workers

by Pickled banana July 4, 2020

two hard

A phrase which, in the realm of slang, is not grammatically incorrect. Just means, "hard x2."

Phat: Man, I hate thinking up examples.

Peewee Herman: Yeah, it's two hard.

by bbnreally November 9, 2010

Hard Americano

Hot espresso poured directly onto ice. Yes. I totally co-opted Japanese Iced Coffee, or Iced Esspresso, and came up with a better name, Shocked Americano, but Hard Americano is preferred in certain other communities.

Hard Americano! Get it? It's an Americano but instead of water, you use ice, ... ice is water, only hard.

by sixsevans May 25, 2018

Hard penis

When a man sees something attractive

Example:
Anything that involves women + r34

Bro I had a hard penis when watching a sextape

by Your average microwave March 17, 2022

Pussy on hard

An aroused vagina; labia receives lots of blood circulation, thus causing the clitoris to erect and the clitoral hood to be pushed back. This may also feel more sensitive than normal due to increase in sensitivity from blood circulation.

*Talks about a horny lady*: Man I had her pussy on hard!

*Waking up hella horny* - Girl my pussy is on hard

by Myathickdizzle January 23, 2022